all pets are reactionary (maoist reality)
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Say what you want but I never stepped in cat poop.
— unprompted
you have pissed off every puppygirl on the site 
I've met more than one person who loves dogs and has an absolutely fanatical hatred of cats, but I've never seen the inverse. I'm not sure what's going on there.
The only trustworthy position is a person who likes cats and dogs, but LOVES capybaras, and is iffy on humans
I've never thought about this but now that you said it I think you're right. I know dog-fearing cat lovers but that's not the same thing it's true that dogs can be scary
Cats would be scary too if they were large adult child sized.
Those people get a dog purely for the joy of ordering something around that cant choose otherwise and get a kick out of a creature liking them for no good reason. Cats are antithetical to that because they wont do what you want ever.
Not saying all dog people are like that though, many are super chill but I have met a lot of extremely unpleasant dog people whereas cat fanatics are just silly like me. For negative feelings towards dogs its mostly not trusting other people’s dog until I know they dont want maul me to death while the owner laughs or something.
9 out of 10 dog people are like "haha the dog is just playing it would never hurt anyone". 1 out of 10 dog people is like "why would you even think about walking past my dog this closely, do you want to loose a limb".
Im a puppygirl though 
REACTIONARY!
AWOOF Awoof. Its true dog treats made me vote for Donald Trump twice
It's true. My dog is a conservative. I try to avoid discussing politics with her.
cats have zero organizational potential, they simply will scheme for a little treat. dogs are capable of a great deal for a little treat, giving them marginal organizational potential
Cats are lumpen
wrong
cats are reactionary when they see a cucumber and jump straight up
cats are revolutionary when they fall off something and spin to right themselves
dogs are reactionary when they see a squirrel
dogs are revolutionary when they chase their tail
My mum likes to watch the squirrels in her back garden and feed them peanuts.
My mum's cat likes to chase the squirrels in his back garden and try to eat them.
I have watched a middle aged woman have a struggle session with a cat more times than I'd like to admit to.
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is this dialectics
dialectics is for freshmen, welcome to quadralectics
Is this going to be in the test?
Yes, when the revolution comes, you'd better know one lectic per member of the global proletariat.
Many people have been saying this
This, but it’s cat people and dog people (not 
or 
)
cat lady, cat girl, girl cat
It gets quite confusing
I'm a cat person but I do enjoy myself a good cute dog as well.
dogs are workers
ever heard of a guide cat? that's what i thought
A guide cat will do fine as long as you are willing to go where the cat wants to go.
a few years ago I was looking for fish in a market in a place I didn't live in, so I followed a random cat around and got to the fish market.
Police dogs exist but police cats don't
bet you feel real silly now
