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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

cats are reactionary when they see a cucumber and jump straight up

cats are revolutionary when they fall off something and spin to right themselves

dogs are reactionary when they see a squirrel

dogs are revolutionary when they chase their tail

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

dialectics is for freshmen, welcome to quadralectics

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is this going to be in the test?

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago

Yes, when the revolution comes, you'd better know one lectic per member of the global proletariat.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago

My mum likes to watch the squirrels in her back garden and feed them peanuts.

My mum's cat likes to chase the squirrels in his back garden and try to eat them.

I have watched a middle aged woman have a struggle session with a cat more times than I'd like to admit to.


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