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[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

tech bros have entered the classical era

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Please don't mention anything even remotely related to Civ on this site for the next few days. I have too much to do.

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[–] tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world 96 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Is that "cellar" built on the beach? I'm no structural engineer, but that don't sound right.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 52 points 4 days ago (2 children)

B-b-but it's apocalypse proof!

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (3 children)

" This baby can withstand seawater and nuclear explosions" -OceanDoor salesman, probably

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If it does not survive a nuclear explosion 100% money back guarantee. You just need to personally turn up at the office in order to claim your money.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

bad photoshop in both idea and execution

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[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 78 points 4 days ago (21 children)

Tech bros invent cellars but worse.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This guy mustn't be rich enough to reinvent trains but worse like the others.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hey guys I have just discovered a mechanical device with two wheels that you can use to get anywhere petrol free!

[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 47 points 4 days ago (6 children)

With the recent heat waves we've been having it's nice to visit the cellar for a few minutes of cooling down. Of course I can't stay too long because of the radon.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 4 days ago

at least radon is still affordable unlike nvida

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago

Of course I can’t stay too long because of the radon.

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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lmao apocalypse proof, except he built it on the beach so even a little bit of global warming would flood it right away. Apocalypse proof, except for that one actual apocalypse we have confirmed is in progress right now.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This has to be a photoshop. The water table at the beach is the same level as the surface of the ocean, so usually somewhere between a few centimeters to a meter.

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Yeah obviously this is fake as fuck. It's the perfect tech bro invention in that it's dumb and flawed in every way and also already exists but better for a very long time.

It isn't even good photoshop, the angles are all wrong. Like is it in the side of a hill? But it looks like it's on flat ground? It makes no sense.

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Silly... the concerpt of a underground fridge probably predates the word cellar.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It might even predate words

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

How are you supposed to add AI to it without electricity?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (4 children)

That's not cold enough to preserve food.

Below 40F is needed to preserve food. Ideally, just above freezing, if you don't want to freeze it. I keep my fridge at 35F.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If only there was a commonly accepted temperature scale that makes it easier to see what's just above freezing and what isn't.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Before refrigeration, they used to store big blocks of ice in similar conditions and the ice would last up to 10 months in there.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Building the cellar on a beach might affect how well it insulates. Loose mini-rocks vs dense soil.

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[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

50º? holy shit cellar in hell?

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

10 °C for us normal people.

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[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Its in Fahrenheit because any idea this stupid could only be marketed to Americans.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Surprised it isn't called a Ground Pod.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Keep in mind that the stick and cardboard houses those people live in usually have a "crawlspace", nothing more.

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[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't mind a cool cellar to retreat to at this point tbh. Diggy diggy hole!

But doing it reasonably safely probably costs a fair bit for materials to reinforce the soil.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Who needs a celler when you can just purchase my newly invented "meat preserving dust".

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Meat preserving dust? Yeah, I'm going to take those claims with a grain of salt.

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