Is that "cellar" built on the beach? I'm no structural engineer, but that don't sound right.
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B-b-but it's apocalypse proof!
" This baby can withstand seawater and nuclear explosions" -OceanDoor salesman, probably
If it does not survive a nuclear explosion 100% money back guarantee. You just need to personally turn up at the office in order to claim your money.
Better keep that original packaging.
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bad photoshop in both idea and execution
Its real, just a [stupid idea.] (https://www.curioctopus.de/read/5820/aus-holland-kommt-der-kuhlschrank-der-kuhlt-ohne-strom-zu-verbrauchen)
its an artisanal cellar.
Well you have to build your apocalypse bunker compound in a scenic area with a beautiful view, otherwise what's the point?
Once you add the underwater airlock in preparation for rising sea levels, it'll no longer be an issue.
Once the underwater airlock becomes a full-time essential feature, you'll get to test whether you properly installed explosive decompression preventions at high tide.
After that, you only have to worry about how much of your sand and bedrock the currents wash away.
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Tech bros invent cellars but worse.
This guy mustn't be rich enough to reinvent trains but worse like the others.
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I hope they design their own fortresses and bunkers the same way.
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With the recent heat waves we've been having it's nice to visit the cellar for a few minutes of cooling down. Of course I can't stay too long because of the radon.
at least radon is still affordable unlike nvida
Of course I can’t stay too long because of the radon.
Go diy a radon remover, 3in PVC and a centrifugal fan. Just get it as low as you can to the floor. No reason to get a real system unless you are gonna live there. Any abatement helps.
Edit: If its a dirt floor then it might not help.
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Lmao apocalypse proof, except he built it on the beach so even a little bit of global warming would flood it right away. Apocalypse proof, except for that one actual apocalypse we have confirmed is in progress right now.
This has to be a photoshop. The water table at the beach is the same level as the surface of the ocean, so usually somewhere between a few centimeters to a meter.
Yeah obviously this is fake as fuck. It's the perfect tech bro invention in that it's dumb and flawed in every way and also already exists but better for a very long time.
It isn't even good photoshop, the angles are all wrong. Like is it in the side of a hill? But it looks like it's on flat ground? It makes no sense.
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How are you supposed to add AI to it without electricity?
The idea was made by chatGPT, of course
tech bros have entered the classical era
Please don't mention anything even remotely related to Civ on this site for the next few days. I have too much to do.
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50º? holy shit cellar in hell?
Its in Fahrenheit because any idea this stupid could only be marketed to Americans.
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That's not cold enough to preserve food.
Below 40F is needed to preserve food. Ideally, just above freezing, if you don't want to freeze it. I keep my fridge at 35F.
If only there was a commonly accepted temperature scale that makes it easier to see what's just above freezing and what isn't.
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Before refrigeration, they used to store big blocks of ice in similar conditions and the ice would last up to 10 months in there.
Building the cellar on a beach might affect how well it insulates. Loose mini-rocks vs dense soil.
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Who needs a celler when you can just purchase my newly invented "meat preserving dust".
Meat preserving dust? Yeah, I'm going to take those claims with a grain of salt.
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Silly... the concerpt of a underground fridge probably predates the word cellar.
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Wouldn't mind a cool cellar to retreat to at this point tbh. Diggy diggy hole!
But doing it reasonably safely probably costs a fair bit for materials to reinforce the soil.
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Keep in mind that the stick and cardboard houses those people live in usually have a "crawlspace", nothing more.
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