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[–] movies@lemmy.world 117 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Dude’s a copywriter and can’t use “it’s” properly. Grammar must be less important when you’re making 400k a month.

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (10 children)

"It's" is a valid contraction of "it has".

Edit: glossed over the other "it's"... doh.

[–] bitwise@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

"But not many people know how to use it to it's full advantage"

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You really hit the nail on it's is head

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago

Sure. Not here, though.

[–] himezero@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Other it’s. Some would say people don’t know how to use “it” to its fullest advantage.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Scammers have been filtering this way for decades.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is broing but it mkaes me $400,000K a munth an 90 present margarines
Copyediting.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Retiring after a couple months sounds pretty sweet tbh.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

1000% this guy just uses an LLM

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 3 weeks ago

Ad: Send me 50€ and learn how to play the guitar!

If you send 50€:

"Thank you for the 50€, now don't forget to learn how to play the guitar."

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I make over 73 cents a month staring at the sidewalk as I walk to work. With 3 easy payments of 59.99 I can show you how.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

I have two things to say to you.

I once unexpectedly saw my username embedded in the ground while staring at the sidewalk walking home from work and ...

Once my cousin confused the salt and sugar while visiting my childhood home and accidentally sugared her spaghetti. I don't think she finished it.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

... how... does copywriting... have ... margins?

What are you classing as expenses?

You need an AP Style Guide, and your brain, and working eyes and fingers and a keyboard mouse and computer.

Wtf are margins?

You have an ongoing regular cost?

... this is a guide on how to set up some kind of LLM to do your copywriting, isn't it?

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's also accidentally claiming expenses in the realm of 40k a month. Even the most expensive llm don't need that.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Of course it is.

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[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

How to Make a Million Dollars
Paperback
$1,000,000.00 - Add to cart

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Shit you're right. If I price it half a million, no way two idiots buy a copy

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The broker that my retirement account is through is pushing some new AI insights tool. The screenshots show an example of a conversation that essentially goes.

Q: "How can I reach my retirement savings goals faster?"

A: "Consider contributing more to your 401k from each paycheck."

People will actually pay money to have some slop chatbot tell them that they can have more money in their account if they put more money in their account. Preying on stupid or lazy people is an extremely lucrative industry.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If nothing else, that Louis Theroux documentary about the manosphere exposed how all this influencer crap is built on a bunch of exceptionally dubious finance apps, that make Bernie Madoff look like a legit business mogul.

They all talked about how wealthy they were, but none of them really seemed rich. Rich people aren't up at 6am editing YouTube shorts and putting in the right hashtags. They're all living on borrowed money, and you get the feeling that if any of them tried to step off the treadmill, there'd be no life left to go back to.

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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This isn't just the scamming internet randos, it goes into pretty high level business consulting.

"We just hired a company that has never worked in our field who doesn't employ anyone who has worked in our field to tell us how to work in our field better than we do today, this should be great!"

They always act so shocked that the consultancy did them zero good after giving them a few months.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

The consultants are literally a place to blame for mass firings or restructuring. Most of the time they recommend changes management wanted but couldn't say out loud since it would spook shareholders. It's dumb but it's how the majority of the consultancy grift works.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

With AI running rampant, I have to imagine copywriters have been decimated.

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I know one recently laid off. AI wasn’t explicitly the reason but his next job seems unlikely to be copyediting.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Last night we were playing D&D and one of other players showed off a miniature character model he had generated with AI. "I'm glad I didn't go to school for 3D modeling", he says.

Guess what I took a bunch of classes for since the 1990s.

Whatever, my models all have more heart than slop. They can't afford me and I'm not making them free models anyways.

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Got laid off last fall. SEO is already pretty much slop so it was the perfect industry for LLMs. It was already getting hard to find good content online because of all the garbage we were loading up with keywords to game search. Now with AI generating it 24/7 traditional search is just dead in the water.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Return-with-a-v for Yahoo! Directories.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

"from my tiny, 1 bedroom apartment...."

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you could make that kind of money with copy writing, I'd be rich. Copy writers, tech writers, basically any kind of writers are always underappreciated and underpaid.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"No money down!". Snake Oil is still a thing in this complicated techno landscape.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

You wouldn't want the answer, it's like, boring

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

The word “journey” has been completely ruined by business idiots.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

how do you suppose theyre making that 400k?

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] mediocrebee9999@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

$400,000.00/$20pbj=200,000bj/31day month=645.16 bj per day/12 hr day= 54 blow jobs per hour to make $400,000.00 a month, this man really is hustling

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[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is the headline a reference to the smart move during a gold rush being to sell mining equipment instead of land claims?

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are you teaching him why his scam isn't working?

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago

Why not try to protect the general populace?

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