this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
123 points (93.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

40735 readers
5346 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 17 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] synestia@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

https://www.vice.com/en/article/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon-10/

A few weeks ago, he was standing behind the bar when a guy came up to him looking rather concerned.

“Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Where are the pictures.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Thank you for this incredible gift. I'll never forget it

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I just get this sinking feeling when it looks at me.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I require more distressing memes in my life

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m so primed to look for loss memes anymore that I’m actually kinda disappointed.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It’ll get you when you least expect it

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] smaximov@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

No, better keep it out.

[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I found it on Pinterest. I know the original comic is from those blobfish comics but I don't know who did the edit, sorry.

[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The best quality version I found:

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago
[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thats where the vinegar comes in handy

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vinegar?

Proper pipe cleaning is done using a sodium hydroxide solution. Plus, it causes permanent blindness if it comes in contact with eyes:

Other common uses of sodium hydroxide include: [...]

  • as drain cleaners that convert pipe-clogging fats and grease into soap, which dissolves in water

Like other corrosive acids and alkalis, a few drops of sodium hydroxide solutions can readily decompose proteins and lipids in living tissues via amide hydrolysis and ester hydrolysis, which consequently cause chemical burns and may induce permanent blindness upon contact with eyes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_hydroxide

It's genuinely dangerous, don't handle this stuff if you don't wear proper eye and skin protection.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

sodium hydroxide

Also known as lye, and is the main ingredient used in common household drain cleaners like Drano.

Dangerous, but not as dangerous as Fight Club would lead one to believe.

[–] Doublenut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I must disagree, it is much like fight club would lead you to believe.

A friend passed out in a tub (very drunk) years ago with a teeny tiny diluted drop of the stuff in it. It straight up burned a hole in him.