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[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 34 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I love how millennial has become the new code for old. Gen X has been skipped again. As always.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Gen X has been skipped again.

I'm not mad at that.

The less we are noticed, the more autonomy we have.

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[–] LinkeSocke@feddit.org 81 points 6 days ago (2 children)

that's dumb. I have a wallet and so does everyone else I know in my age. Im gEn Z. these stupid generational labels make no sense

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This is a pretty old meme. I can't remember the context anymore

Maybe marketing for phone payments

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[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 104 points 6 days ago (36 children)

Im not about to trust a single point of failure with everything. If my phone breaks I want alternative options

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When I saw my phone could have a digital wallet I went all in and left my physical wallet at home

  • The EFTPOS machines failed to process the payment so I had to leave my groceries behind and go without for a week (I only have one shot)
  • Rewards cards all failed to scan or tap intermittently
  • My phone ran out of battery sometimes
  • Metro card doesn't support phones

I went back to a physical wallet. It's way more reliable, the tech wasn't there yet 5 years ago and I CBF trying again

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's OK, Gramps, let's get you back to bed.

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 21 points 6 days ago

Kids these days with their newfangled ideas!

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 55 points 6 days ago (52 children)

Uhm... on top of not having my phone as my single payment method... where should I carry my id and driver's license and medical card if not in the wallet? Should I carry them loose in the pocket? Or in my bag? Why? That's so unconvenient and in the long term ends up damaging them.

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[–] bob@feddit.uk 40 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I strayed into not taking a wallet out with me briefly, then I realised my life shouldn't rely on Apple or Android (or my (lack of) ability to charge devices).

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My wallet isn’t owned by a tech conglomerate that has access and admin privileges to everything inside of it. Also, I just don’t want my phone to be everything, especially my I.D.

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

License, registration, and proof of insurance

Mind if I see your phone? It's just hard to read.

OH INTERESTING CONVERSATION YOU HAD WITH "WALGREENS GUY" ABOUT "SANDWICHES" HOW ABOUT YOU STEP OUTTA THE CAR

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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

My phone's dead. Guess I'm broke until I find a charger.

[–] architectonas@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Paying with cash is the most private method. I hope it stays.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You already can't in so many places. I thought it was required to accept cash, but apparently that's only for paying the government.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Cash is required to be accepted to clear a debt.

Cash is not required to be accepted to make a purchase.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Some ATMs track the serial numbers of the bills you get. Even then, though, it's more private than a card. Unless they have video of you shoving the bills into a machine for payment, say at Walmart self-checkout, they really don't know how many hands the bills passed through before they passed through a reader again. Also, good if you can get a store to break the large bills for you. Then, they only know that you paid for a pack of gum with a 100-dollar bill.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Admittedly, I only have a couple of gen Z friends, but they both have the biggest wallets of anyone I know.

[–] nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Yep. Teacher here. They (almost) all have wallets.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 days ago

Let me break out my checkbook in the grocery store line and watch their souls leave their bodies.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I work retail and the number of phones/watches that have just failed to work means I'm never replacing my card. Sure, they could just be idiots who don't know how to use it like the people who can't use cards, but card just works.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I get it you can pay with your phone these days. But I also have an ID and a public transportation card which can't be on my phone. Also I have cash on me. Where to keep that? Every time I pull out my phone or keys money falls out of I keep it loosely in there. I know Gen Z doesn't have any money, but where do you keep your drivers licence and public transportation card? And insurance card? Where do you keep your drugs then? I have some coke and keta in there as well. Putting it in my pockets and it ends up in the washing machine. And I keep a set of earplugs in there for when I go to a party or concert. Because I would always forget to grab them, I now have them with me all the time.

[–] Metype@pawb.social 4 points 5 days ago (5 children)

As a Zoomer with a wallet, no clue where the people without keep anything. I think there's phone cases. Ive seen peers fold money and put it inside their case against the back of their phone.

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[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 12 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I've worked in IT support/Security for too long to have any of my cards just a short nfc tap away from being stolen.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 20 points 6 days ago (7 children)

But... How do they pay for the finest black market goods if they don't have a wallet to carry cash around?

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[–] smh@slrpnk.net 14 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I left my wallet on my work desk and a youngling helped walk me through using my phone to pay for my drive-through coffee order. I felt so cool and high tech.

Of course, when we got to "turn on NFC" the youngling asked what NFC was. I think I told him it was like Bluetooth and let the phone talk to the card reader.

My older "forgot my wallet" technique was to make an online order for pick up and enter my organically memorized credit card information into the online form.

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[–] Fleppensteijn@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Us millennials must age gracefully if youth can't recognize our age until they ask for our wallet

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah but inside it is $3.50

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Nah. It's just cards. I haven't touched cash in a decade, but I do have way too many cards I need that can't go in my phone.

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[–] dil@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Every single person I know has a wallet, im 26

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Yeah, humans still occasionally acquire important small pieces of paper or plastic that are convenient to stow in some type of small container that can be keep on the person, what a shock.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 days ago

Enjoy Google knowing all your transactions! angrily waves cane

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Idk What this people could be on about, I'm 22 and like, I have a wallet and a miniwallet that detaches from the main wallet.

Paper cash I usually don't have, but like cards and stuff.

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 12 points 6 days ago (10 children)

People keep talking about cash but I have a bunch of other shit in my wallet too, like ID card, insurance cards, bank card, several coupons, a bottle return receipt, cancer screening documentation, antiFamily card, pension card, organ donor card, and I don't even have a driver's license or that would go in there too.

Where do the youngsters keep all that?

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