Seeing as how McConnell is now a vegetable, my suggestion is we let our vegan comrades have him so they can eat the rich without violating their dietary principles.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

at his age it's probably only good for stew meat, so let's call it vegan turtle soup

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Dying doing what he loved🫡

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Sources have revealed that before he succumbed to brain death, brother Mitch completely recited the Shadada and embraced the light of Islam, mashallah goku-halal

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Filibustering death.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

I want the Ghostbusters on standby to delete his soul the moment it leaves his body. The woke, female Ghostbusters of course.

[–] Nama@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Final stretch everyone! (You're gonna outlive Mitch McConnell)

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