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[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

VERY USEFUL, WILL SEND TO MY FAMILY WHATSAPP GROUP

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

ALEXA. SEND 2. BARB N THE KIDS. GOBBLESS.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I always felt like I was missing out by not having a family whatsapp group.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"Are you an adult?" and "Do you want to fuck?" are not really questions you should ask in succession, especially not a stranger imo

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

tbf it's an ethics guide, not a seduction guide

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's does imply that you're asking these questions to yourself, not directly to the person/alien/whateverthefuck

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What if a ravenous, unthinking beast tries to mount me? Am I obligated to resist?

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if you were a car and the beast was a dragon?

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

I like where this is going

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I think that scenario is why beastiality is legal in Canada.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

or a thinking one. dolphins don't need any encouraging.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Dolphins know whatbthey are doing. Never trust a Dolphin

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Appropriately enough, the guy who played Jack Harkness is a POS who sexually harassed people on set.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

The real Harkness test is to show others your schlong and see how they react.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

How does this apply to 3000 year old demons inside the body of a 14 year old?

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

The question isn't actually whether it's okay to fuck a 3000 year old demon who looks 14 year old. It's fine, whatever. The better question is, in the real world where this scenario will never actually come up, but "mature for her age" is a real excuse that pedos use, why do people keep making fiction about it? It's suspicious as hell, don't trust them.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

One day this site is gonna have a struggle session over quadrupedal fursonas and I'm not sure anybody is prepared for that

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Im fucking the scolipede they have a doctorate and a 401k

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I once saw a fursona whose whole gimmick was that he was an anatomically ordinary sylveon who could talk and ran a store selling tacky overpriced suits to humans

Can i have their number

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay but that's kind of funny.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm not insulting it! Just saying "scolipede with a PhD" is a surprisingly plausible character concept in the fandom.

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yeah that is true.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

ah yes the weekly furry fandom feral discourse

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

The answer is yes, but only if they're stuck in a T-pose

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's still pedos looking for a loophole.

And either way, fucking a demon sounds like an incredibly bad idea, regardless of their age and body. Demons are bad and dangerous.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's just what Big Christianity wants you to think. I have it on good authority that demons are strongly aligned with communism, feminism, acceptance of refugees, and LGBT rights.

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, it does include having reached sexual maturity. It doesn't matter that the demon is 3000 years old if the body is still immature. Now the question of whether someone is 18+ but has delays that prevent them from being able to give informed consent is different. But I also don't want to prevent people with delays from having sex if they want to, so I don't know the answer there. But old in young body is still no good.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

I am a 3000 year old 14 year old inside a 30 year old plague marine

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

God I fucking wish fandoms would even ask these basic questions.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

That unicorn is 10,000 years old.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Usage on en.wikipedia.org

Clop (erotic fan art)
Furry pornography

I love that Wikipedia is this dedicated to cataloging everything.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not even the original art, just a version with the original art replaced with ponies?

For shame.

[–] doubtingtammy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta wonder how long before age restrictions come to wikipedia. Not only does it allow nudity, but more worringly, it turns people away from AI-generated answers

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why i only fuck with elder wise dragons; the age of consent and consciousness is implied in the name.

Sadly no dragons answer my messages in grrrinder.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Going after the dragon GDILFs, I see

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

I would if Tharokassallax would answer my DM's