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[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 3 points 1 hour ago

Hateful Eight had an intermission; 2 hours 55 minutes.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Kids be messing with the buttons

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Its a seabird, it hasn't got a flavor.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Just bring a blanket and a hospital urinal.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

RunPee is a website to tell you when its safe to leave the movie to pee.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago

Movies in India actually do have midway break times included, though.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

I would like to hear about a 3+ hour movie that spends the first two hours in the desert or savanna and then the last hour somewhere with a lot of waterfalls and running water with jump scares.

[–] Nulubez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

I recall seeing Dances with Wolves in the movie theater and that was the last US major release i can recall that had a built in intermission

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 103 points 17 hours ago (7 children)

They used to have intermissions!

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 6 points 12 hours ago

The Brutalist had a 20 min intermission. It was very welcome. Theaters should totally encourage it, the line for concessions during intermission was crazy.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 31 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

They did? Bring them back.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

I died a little inside reading thos comment. I'm so old.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago

First time I saw it was during Titanic!

But then it kind of faded away

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

They did, but it was mostly to boost snack sales (the long-time moneymaker of theaters).

Let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat!

https://youtu.be/MC8_RiFAPl0

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

The little boy takes a bite out of a chocolate bar and it stretches like a piece of taffy.

[–] decolo@piefed.social 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

DON'T TALK! WATCH!

DON'T TALK! WATCH!

YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT!

DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 10 points 16 hours ago

Haha. I was hoping that was the one that was shared.

Here it is - https://youtu.be/i5pb8a6SrLA

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 14 points 17 hours ago

It was great. You could even get little pots of ice cream during them.

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 16 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Musical theatre and opera still do!

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

And non-musical live theatre too!

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[–] RollForInitiative@feddit.org 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

They still do, at least where i live (western europe). Source: went to the cinema last sunday

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Last 3+ hour long movie I saw was Killers of the Flower Moon.

It was good but if a film ever needed an intermission, that one sure did.

[–] OhShitSon@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

When we saw it the theatre actually had an intermission about halfway through, it was very much needed.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

At the very least they should be piping the soundtrack into the bathroom.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

They don't usually have one bathroom (for each gender, if that's still a requirement) per screen.

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[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You guys don't have intermissions?

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 18 points 14 hours ago (12 children)

No and some movies are 3 plus hours. The last one I saw with an intermission was the brutalist and it helped me enjoy the movie a lot more.

I know Scorsese said he didn't like them or something but I didn't go see killers of the flower moon in theaters because no intermission on a 4 hour movie is not my jam.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

no intermission on a 4 hour movie

Those of us with ADHD (and plenty others, I bet) would consider that literal torture.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

I worked at a theater when Return of the King released, there were audible groans in every showing after the 3rd or 4th fade to black then up on another scene after it had already been 3 hours

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

https://runpee.com/

The app that tells you the best time to run and pee during a movie without missing the best scenes.

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[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

i feel for my elderly parents who sat with me for the entirety of king kong 😂

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Main barrier is i don't think the failing movie theater system will pay out for these renovations but maybe they can be convinced with studies showing this pause will lead to massive increase in purchases during it.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Could use devices instead of adding buttons to each seat. Argh dammit, a reason for them to demand customers install a fucking phone app.

Not that I go to theatres these days anyways, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Just have a QR code on the ticket that you can scan, opens up a website, and you are good to go. One time use, cannot reuse since bound to a ticket, and expires automatically when movie ends.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Am I the only one that turns off my phone when I'm in the movie theater?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I don't turn mine off but I do put it on silent and don't pull it out randomly during a movie.

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 2 points 8 hours ago

We seem to be a dying breed

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Yeah but if they make an unnecessary app instead, then they can steal our data and advertise to those of us dumb enough to let apps issue whatever notifications they want! Think of the shareholders!

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

It's a BLEEDIN' ALBATROSS!

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 21 points 17 hours ago

Theaters did have intermissions. Especially drive-in theaters:

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

One of the many reasons I haven't gone to a theater in over ten years.

They have just one advantage over my living room, and that is they get the movie first.

In my living room, no one is talking, no one is looking at their phone, no one is kicking my chair, which is more comfortable than movie theater chairs. My snacks are better, the sound isn't too loud or too soft, I can pause the movie, I can "switch theaters" if I don't like the movie, and watch something else, there's no line at the restroom.

I don't have a 100" TV, but I could. And, if that was important to me I would, before I'd go back to watching movies in a theater.

I'll wait, thanks.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

My local theatre sells 36oz draft beers. Lock in buddy!

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago

Both the problem and the solution.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

I had a buddy with a particular beef with one of the Hollywood studios. I can't remember which, but he swore that there'd be some huge water scene 3/4 of the way through when everyone was about to burst.

It was always great when he was right.

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