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[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 172 points 2 months ago (5 children)

As someone who lives in Japan: no. I don't think you actually want a fact check, but just in case.

[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wanted one, so thank you. And I'm sorry it doesn't

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I also don't believe there is any such thing as auto-mosaic AI either, FWIW, but I can't prove that.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Iirc there's a deliberate few seconds delay in the broadcast so censors have time to cover things.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I didn't. Please retract this fact, OP.

[–] idealotus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fact checking, in my Shitpost community??

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

In this economy?

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry my country is exposing you to this. Just grab it if you ever see it, he said it was okay.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Can you start? This is incredibly funny.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I could have believed it as an automated system on NHK or something.
Would be hilarious :D

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not immediately realizing this is obviously false has the same energy as when my dad quotes Alex Jones at me.

[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just wish so hard for it to be true that it clouds my judgement.

Pixelate the neckgina, do it!

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I mean, that's why people believe Newsmax too. It's not that they're particularly dumb. It's that most people prefer confirmation bias to facts.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago

What a glorious word.

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[–] MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

Hey! That's illegal! Showing a penis like that! WTF! Why can't I blur his orangeness' penis? Oh it's one pixel. Yeah, that's tough. You tried.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guys I'll take on for the team and fuck it.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Ussername checks out. We found the right person for the job.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 18 points 2 months ago
[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Not what people usually mean by "throatfuck"

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I hope i'm able to forget this post, like the sheep did it in the sheep detectives.

One Two Three

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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] aburrito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Close enough for them, close enough for me

[–] ji59@hilariouschaos.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a shitpost, so would it be surprising if it was true.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

are you telling me someone would just go on the internet and make things up?

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

No, bbg, everything on the internet is real.

Elephant same size as egg, see: 🐘🥚

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[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 11 points 2 months ago

As Walter Isaacson says in his Jobs biography: "Some stories are too good to fact-check."

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 11 points 2 months ago

Please be true 🙏

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Lmfaoooo nooooo. No way. Bullshit. Please god let this be a real thing.

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 months ago

Grab him by the pussy.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apparently it does not do this actually.

Which is a shame.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He is a cunthroat politician after all.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

The feeling when you nut in the nussy.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Are Putin's testicles hiding there?

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 3 points 2 months ago

He's a cunt so that is just him showing what he is, no need to blur it.

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They have a porn censor AI for their TV? 😂😂

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