It feels... racist?
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Yea, why are we the American South during the civil war. Maybe it's a metaphor for the taco bell we shared with class and we got to the stall first.
Maybe to add to the shame of it?
In my high school there was one big bathroom by the gym that every guy, even teachers, used for #2. It has a locking door, was far away from anything, and we even had a magazine rack with Sports Illustrated and Popular Mechanics.
Somehow we all arrived at this without coordination. We even kept it clean.
All fun and games till you rip a loud fart during the recess period
One time I got there firecrackers from my rural cousins and I took a pack to school with the idea i would set up a slow fuze in the shitter and hopefully scare somebody (I was an idiot kid just to be clear) and so anyway I accidentally lit the paper wrapping instead of the punk (slow burning, flavorless incense stick used to light fireworks) and then the real fuse caught, so I had like 2 seconds to get out of there. That happened just as the bell rang to leave class so the hallway was full of people when the blackcats went poppy pop pop as I walked out of the bathroom and anyway some kid ratted me out for a reward but I talked my way out of it. Looking back I’m glad it failed and I didn’t make somebody deaf or shit their pants and also if you did this today you’d be in jail for sure because school shootings so don’t do it, kids
A dude I know lit off a smoke bomb in the school bathroom "back in the day" and almost got me charged with Arson (I ain't no goddamn snitch).
Point is that isn't new, it has been a "bad idea" since the 90s.
Go with the old classic "ketchup packets folded up under the feet on the toilet seat" instead. Less criminal.
When i was a 2nd grader i had explosive diarrhea but thankfully my mom came to pick me up half-way through. Now the problem was i had to get home somehow while my pants were still shat to shreds so my mom came into the bathroom stall to help me and i kid you not there was a 6th grader that kept knocking on the stall and we remained silent at first but he kept knocking and yelling that he would break the door off even after my mom told him that shes just helping me. He did this long enough that my mom caved and told him to fuck off in a very diplomatic way but that worked. Gotta be one of the strangest experiences ive ever had. Like why the hell couldnt he just shut up after a grown adult told him to? Im also really happy this was the only time i had such an accident in school(that i remember at least) and my mom arrived in just the right time to save the day.
Maybe he was experiencing his own incoming diarrhea.
People who would just bang on stalls are fucking deranged.
False, I never shit myself and died a coward once in a school bathroom
The school I went to in 1st grade was in this old building while the district was building a new school.
It only had single restrooms. So One of my oldest memories is being on the toilet at this school and i forgot to lock the door. Or maybe we couldn't lock them(?). Can't be sure. Anywho.
Some boy (yes a boy!) opened the door and saw me sitting there. Red faced. He said. "Oh sorry." And shut the door.
The horror.
I too, in first grade had pretty much the same exact scenario! The door couldn't be locked and a boy bust in while I was pooping (it was the boys bathroom) and did a "point and laugh". Traumatizing and I don't think I ever pooped at school again
Edit: Now that I'm grown, I find it fun to fart while using a public urinal. You sometimes get chuckles, but rarely does anyone risk making eye contact with anyone using a urinal
You feel like a shit head slaver about to pay for your sins?