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When i was a 2nd grader i had explosive diarrhea but thankfully my mom came to pick me up half-way through. Now the problem was i had to get home somehow while my pants were still shat to shreds so my mom came into the bathroom stall to help me and i kid you not there was a 6th grader that kept knocking on the stall and we remained silent at first but he kept knocking and yelling that he would break the door off even after my mom told him that shes just helping me. He did this long enough that my mom caved and told him to fuck off in a very diplomatic way but that worked. Gotta be one of the strangest experiences ive ever had. Like why the hell couldnt he just shut up after a grown adult told him to? Im also really happy this was the only time i had such an accident in school(that i remember at least) and my mom arrived in just the right time to save the day.