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[alt text] A poorly-drawn comic depicting a man kneeling before a black Sphinx, he says "Sphinx of Black Quartz, judge my vow". Suddenly, an interloper enters the room, declaring "Sphinx of black quartz? Mighty weird, Jeeves". Jeeves turns to the Interloper, incensed, rebutting "Jackdaws love my big Sphinx of Quartz!"

Sphinx shamelessly stolen from https://clipart-library.com/clipart/sphinx-clipart-5.htm Made entirely in GIMP on a trackpad.

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[–] jlow@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Lists of pangrams tell a surprisingly coherent story, if you know what the words mean:

Cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz

Mr. Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx. Jink veldt, zag cwm; fob-pyx: qursh. Fjord cwm veg balks nth pyx quiz. DJ Gym Beck vows phiz tranq flux. When DJ Gym PR flacks TV-box quiz. Blowzy night-frumps, vex’d Jack Q. Frowzy things, plumb vex’d Jack Q.

Veldt jynx grimps waqf zho buck. Veld jynx, cwm zubr, kat gifs qoph. Qoph-flags vext junky crwd zimb. "Jimp, squdgy fez; blank crwth vox!" Zing! Vext cwm fly jabs Kurd qoph. Muck waqf bortz glyphs vex djin. Quartz glyph job vex’d cwm finks.

Quick nymphs vex big fjord waltz. Nymph bawds flick, jog, vex quartz. Nymphs blitz quick, vex dwarf jog.

Waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex! Waltz job vexed quick frog nymphs. Fox nymphs grab quick-jived waltz. Glib nymphs quiz Jock to vex dwarf. Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox.

Bright vixens jump; dozy fowl quack. Quick wafting zephyrs vex bold Jim. Vexed nymphs go for quick waltz job. Sex-charged fop blew my junk TV quiz. Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!

Zap! Fat hag dwarves quickly jinx mob. Hick dwarves jam blitzing foxy quip. Both fickle dwarves jinx my pig quiz. Two driven jocks help fax my big quiz. “Now fax quiz, Jack!” my brave ghost pled. Jack Fox bids ivy-strewn phlegm quiz. Public junk dwarves quiz mighty Fox. "Jack, love my big wad of sphinx quartz!" Fox dwarves chop my talking quiz job. How quickly daft jumping zebras vex.

Fickle bog dwarves jinx empathy quiz. Fickle bog dwarves spy, jinx math quiz. Dwarves heckle big jinx of my top quiz. Do wafting jumbo zephyrs quickly vex? Five quacking zephyrs jolt my wax bed. Jumping hay dwarves box quartz flock. The five boxing wizards jump quickly. Five jumping wizards hex bolty quick. Go, lazy fat vixen; be shrewd, jump quick. Quick fox jumps nightly above wizard. Vamp fox held quartz duck just by wing. Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

A BCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!

Well, pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs! Who doesn't like a pangram?