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[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago

Algae consumes co2 and produces oxygen. I'm an algae supporter

[–] calidris@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Antifa soldier leading the assault on the reflection pool circa 2026

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

4 toxic plants

3 cyano bacteria

2 neurotoxins

And a force feminizing CRISPR geeeene.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

5 ANARCHIST ZIIIIIINES

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

ANTIFA operatives are now disguising their algae dispensers as woodland animals

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If you can take all this you are a certified buttplay pro.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is it still buttplay if it goes so far in? At that point most of the toy is in your large intestine.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 5 points 23 hours ago

Thats not butt play, its butt serious

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Ya, you've only got sensation for like the first 6 inches.

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Paint stripping peptides"

I love how chuds claim "science" is on their side all the time, but then shit out stuff like this

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They evoke science the way they evoke God. I don't believe in philosophical emotivism as a theory of ALL moral expression, but it sure can be in the mouths of idiots.

They evoke science the way they evoke God

Real Dawkins hours

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, I call parody.

"Slicing the paint off the pool with a rare, expensive Hanlon's Razor with a 0.005 micron diamond-encrusted titanium blade"

https://xcancel.com/mcafeenew/status/2070603245232492683#m

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Absolutely a parody, gotta be

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[–] Impenetrouble@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Early 2000s cinematography was defined by a mastery of Beautiful Science Liquids that we are still only beginning to catch up to today

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago

you can just tell how poisonous these liquids are and what would happen if the fragile glass broke

i blame christopher nolan and batman begins for ruining action movies and robbing us of this

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

oh yeah inject that shit directly into my veins (probably not literally)

[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This feels familiar, but I cannot name it. What is it?

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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah, yes, the elegant string of pearls configuration.

[–] git@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately, extremely unstable.

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[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Reflecting Pool is very mid. Now City Of Brass is where it's at goose-default-dance

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Six different kinds of aggressive algae
Five paint-stripping peptides

This sounds like part of a public speaking warm-up exercise.

[–] test_@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Gotta be parody. This "string of pearls" movie ripoff was already used in the Iraqi WMDs hoax.

*ha, I didn't even notice that one of the commenters was "John McAffee"

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Glad I'm not the only one who recognized this

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

a-pvp is gateway to abilities many would consider unatural

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[–] regul@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

We gotta talk about how the WMD from The Rock looks like a bunch of Buzz Balls.

[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought John McCafe was dead?

RIP my hero. I hope he's getting shit on by a Belizean hooker in the sky as we speak.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

That's what the global elite WANT you to believe...

[–] Mutalisk@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Silly MAGA, those are just normal 5-person anal beads to make a sex pentagram with

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The only people that care about this pool are Donald trump and the people who have decided to think whatever he thinks

[–] Moomoo_Milk@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And libs for whatever reason. Gods the libs are really into this shit for some fucking reason.

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

For all the people who think this is something else, I'm pretty sure this is a souvenir from an old Sean Connery movie called 'the rock' (it came out thirty years ago)

The villains (if I recall correctly) were also military veterans, which I think would be a rare thing to see today

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not just a 'Sean Connery movie'. The Rock has Sean Connery, Nicholas Cage, and was directed by Micheal Bay, it was basically an early distillation of what movies in the 00's would look like, 7 years before it's time.

It's also pretty good. It has the most ridiculously gratuitous car crash/explosion scene I have ever seen. I am pretty sure the car crashes for nearly a full minute and explodes three different times.

[–] Impenetrouble@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

According to this fan theory you can also watch it as the final Connery Bond film.

https://fantheories.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rock

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago
[–] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It has the best hog on hog firefight where you get to see a whole-ass SEAL team get shredded from enfilade by the chud veterans, it's just great gratuitous movie violence, it left quite the impression

I personally love the ongoing theory the movie was a sort of but not really James Bond sequel, with Sean Connery being a Bond whom got burned by MI6 and stuck in Alcatraz

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[–] nothx@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was the antifa base located on Alcatraz? Is Ed Harris the leader of the resistance???

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This just in: I'm being told Carla was the Prom Queen.

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