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I'm a day or two late but I don't think this has been posted yet.

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

idk rare kelly L? seems a bit 'mango mussolini sucks putler dick, haha he's gay and bad' the pride, stonewall and K-Y push it over for me would be better without those

[–] Blazkowicz@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

The whole premise of this strip is making fun of Trump by calling him gay (derogatory). It's fairly poor.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

The less-immediately-topical Trump ones tend to be libbed up, it seems. But I thought him renaming Stonewall after himself was a nice touch here.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I feel like it’s less “calling Trump gay” and more “mocking conservatives for missing obvious homoerotic subtexts.”

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Semi-relevant.

K-Y Introduces New Line Of Jam

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Johnson & Johnson, manufacturer of the nation’s most popular personal lubricant, K-Y Jelly, held a press conference Monday to unveil its new line of K-Y Jam, which the company has touted as having “that thick, homemade feeling you’ve been craving.”

“Our new K-Y Jam contains no additives and is made from only the finest natural ingredients, resulting in a luscious blend that’s packed with rich, jammy goodness,” Johnson & Johnson CEO William Weldon said as he spooned out a dollop of the clear, glycerin-based jam. “A heaping spoonful of this stuff every morning will help you start your day off right.” Weldon went on to say that Johnson & Johnson had also begun production on a new line of K-Y Preserves targeted at the 65-and-over set.

[–] none@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

The home made stuff is stringy.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

K-Y Preserves are kind of seedy

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Butch Defense Secretaries

Obsequious VP's

Lindsey Graham

The euphemistic descriptors of the first two followed by a straight up call-out of Lindsey Graham is what got me.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

the iron cross of iron crosses is the part that got me for some reason lmao

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s actually just a Jerusalem cross. A relatively innocuous Christian symbol used by chuds because Christian crusaders used it.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

There is no such think as an innocuous KKKri$$tian symbol

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

He has it irl

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 months ago

That Lindsay Graham is fucking cursed lol. I love it.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

this is the only good part of this one, the rest is liberal brainworms, "actually they're the homophobes because they would be so mad if we called them gay (derogatory)"