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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

pregnancy app

the dumb fucks just gave us all their personal information

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have an app I used to record an image of my morning shit every day.

I call it instagram.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was thinking of setting up a ring doorbell in my toilet this morning

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We could set up a neighborhood watch!

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"Lookin' firm today, snoogy!"

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Apparently not all their personal information in this case

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah that's why I just record stuff on my offline calendar, can't steal it if they don't get access to it at all

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Missed opportunity that the app doesn't advance past the third trimester. "Congratulations on entering your 10th trimester!"

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New High Score! Enter your initials: __ __ __

"Don't you dare enter 'MOM' until you've popped that thing out."

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Honestly that’s just bad programming

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago
[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

pregnancy apps

Why would you have more than one?

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Zoomers can't do anything without an app, even getting pregnant.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Let's not generalize entire generations. That's the sort of shit millennials do.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

We used something like this when my wife was pregnant. There was a video every week, and the lady said things like "by this time your baby should be xyz".

After she gave birth, I joked that there were additional videos that were just after shooting the official ones, with her just smoking and saying "the fuck? You still haven't given birth???"

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Tenth trimester

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Poor momma that baby gonna be an absolute unit!

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a comic strip...

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 month ago

More like Sorry for the ifunny link