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[–] Cleisthenian@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 hours ago

wb violet we missed you

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Wh... Yes? What do other people do at 3am?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Rimming, hm.

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jaycifer@piefed.social 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Disgusting. You know you're kind of the bad guy in that, right?

[–] Jaycifer@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago

Hey man, I just want more iron plates. It’s not my fault the bugs decided to live on top of the iron ore!

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Factorio is basically just role-playing as the US: You land on a planet and liberate the oil from the natives.
But I also like Dungeon Keeper or Rimworld where you can actually play as a genuinely evil god.
There is nothing wrong with being evil in a video game. Sometimes it just feels good to be bad.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"He's using you for your body."

And I'm using him for his.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

god forbid people gasp enjoy sex

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

everytime you have sex and enjoy it, jesus cries (/s)

god made you, body and soul, but he made you mostly to suffer against your own nature, because god is a masochist or sth (/s)

no but seriously. i can't think of a more detrimental effect on our people than the mindset of the church of england.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

OP is only recently 18. Sexual partner is over 50. It's not 100% sunshine and roses.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

that's two consenting adults enjoying each others' company. the sunshine and roses level isn't really anyone's business but theirs

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Gives me the ick. Serious Trump vibes.

The whole "daddy, please tell the bodyguards to bonk me, they're refusing because they think you'll sack them!" thing and the "daddy please can I bonk one of your middle aged chums?" stuff is all more than weird to me.

She comes across as happy and knowing exactly what she wants, so that's a positive, but I think her dad has a very weak 'no' game and has had for years and years. Not everything that we want at 18 is good for us. Only a handful of months ago she was a literal child.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

the thing is you gotta draw the adulthood line somewhere and just let young adults have sexual autonomy

OP may or may not be having a healthy relationship that they may or may not regret later but they're well within their right to point out that that's nobody's business but their own and they shouldn't be getting unsolicited judgment for it

My opinion is that posting anything publicly enough that I hear about it is at the very least a de facto invitation for my opinion on it. That would be different if it were e.g. paparazzi reporting on the potentially private affairs of the wealthy and famous.

[–] westingham@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Hey, nice to see you back on Lemmy!

[–] TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I get all that. But, did you ever install a Linux ISO at 3pm with a friend (or more)?! That's better than sex!

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Especially after chasing down that display driver issue in the wee hours of the morning. Light that cigarette

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago
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