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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@piefed.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Chess without horses is just lacking something

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Swords would be a great addition too!

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[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 17 points 3 weeks ago

Ski jump, obv.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, oh, let's have human basketball played with a goat carcass, we could call it Buzbasket.

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[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s actually a thing in some asian countries.

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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

hobby horsing

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

This thread is terrible, the obvious answer is surfing.

[–] CazzoBuco@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Most sports are worse when you add in animal cruelty imo

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'd argue that most equestrian sports would be better with bicycles. Bicycle polo is apparently a thing.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Biathlon. Would love to see a horse fire a rifle.

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[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago

Roller derby

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Curling, ice skating, synchronized swimming. It'd be hard to find a sport that wouldn't be improved by horses.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Chess.

I wanna see two nerds trying to castle while riding at a full gallop, trying to juggle the board on the back of a saddle like a first-time dad trying to tell his wife to hold on until they get to the hospital.

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[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I do not enjoy hockey, but let's not for a second pretend that Polo is better than hockey.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago

I enjoy hockey, but I agree here.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Polo is Croquet on Horseback

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[–] user1234@fedinsfw.app 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does the horse ride along in the car with its head sticking out of the roof, or do multiple horses carry each car around the course? Or! Do horses pull a wagon with the car on it?

[–] user1234@fedinsfw.app 9 points 3 weeks ago

The horse is in the driver seat.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I believe you just re-invented the chariot race.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

Them poor horse knees.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Extreme ironing - and yes it is a sport. WE WILL NOT BE MARGINALISED!

[–] cymor@midwest.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Water polo seems cruel to the horses.

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[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] shaun@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] tsalpasnah@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

Pole dancing?

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Quazatron@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Synchronized swimming.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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