What's with the hand -- oh, edit: that's his ear not her thumb
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2026
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Me with my first love lol
Why does this seem...wrong? Like the scale is bad. Like she's scaled down to 0.9 and he's scaled up to 1.1 but a normal person is 1.0.
I understand the concept of "height differences", but this hits weird. Maybe I'm just tired.
kinda related, I blocked a guy for being really immature and sexual (the last straw was sending porn gifs after I asked him not to) he then found me on Instagram and did this
π«©
Ooof.
Quinn plz!
That seems pretty easy to stay away from.
Also reminds me that I have no idea what other people are up to.
Damn, hope you're okay
I am SO out of the loop here. What is this meme supposed to show?
These two actors played the main on and off again couple at the center of the television show Sex and the City. The relationship was toxic, all the in-universe characters knew it, but the couple kept getting back together, and that provided a lot of drama for the television show.
Everyone tells you not to date/ sleep with Person A because they're toxic, did something wrong or weird in the past, etc.
You do it anyways.
The meme is making fun of the carefree, self-destructive nature of those that make that decision.
Are we supposed to recognize the people in it?
I don't recognize them, but I'm not into celebrities like that. For the purpose of the meme, it's just supposed to depict two people being happy together.
Oh, ok! I thought there was some subtext i didn't understand
If you're old, I'm 99% sure they're from "Sex n the City"
That is the least equine I've ever seen Sarah Jessica Parker
Who's the guy?
Chris Noth, he played Big, her love interest, on Sex and the City.
thats the thing i hate about how everyone talks about how bad it is to date toxic people
they never talk about how hot they are. like yeah theyβre wrecking my mental health because theyβre also wrecking my reproductive organs
Oh yeah when I was young and had an active untreated personality disorder men loved it. It's like they want to be tortured. Tbf I also pass on a lot dumber bullshit more now that I've gotten treatment and chilled out a little. And I found a dude who's in almost the same exact boat with bipolar 1 to be stably unstable with. So the idiots really don't get a lot of chances with me anyway.
Don't stick your dick in crazy. But if you do, it's incredible.
Can confirm. You shouldn't do it. But I'm going to do it again... But you shouldn't.
Similar logic to "people wouldn't do drugs if they weren't awesome".
Not the first time at least.
That diagram always annoyed me...
The initial position come with the statement "she would shave her head". Starting her out at a rather crazy but not very hot combination.
Then, "she'd lose 10 pounds" where Barney draws a horizontal line to the left, which would mean that she became less crazy, but stayed equally not very hot.
Then "stab me with a fork", drawing a diagonal line up and to the right, which would mean that this turned her both hotter and crazier (but a bit more crazy than hot)
Then "get a boob job", again drawing a horizontal line to the left, meaning the stayed exactly as hot as after the fork stabbing, but somehow became much less crazy...
So apparently:
- losing weight makes you less crazy but doesn't change hotness
- stabbing people with forks is hot, but also quite crazy
- and getting boob jobs, also makes you less crazy, but also doesn't affect your hotness...
I'm not here to judge anymore for thinking boob jobs make you saner... But it doesn't quite align with the rest of Barneys views...
Me with my ex wife. And last girlfriend.
Except everyone was telling me not to marry her.
My friends call me an "Emotional masochist"
Just don't get murdered and you'll be fine.
Don't worry: "You can fix him"
Yes, by cutting his baws off