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[–] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 7 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, "scanning errors", like when it's charging me full price instead of the discount that it was supposed to be on, which would not be as obvious if a cashier scanned it?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Zero training and zero pay. Hmm I wonder if anything could possibly go wrong…

[–] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 hours ago

And for some reason they were expected to tip the machine.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Hey, it’s not my fault that a pack of T-bone steaks weighs the same as a pack of hot-dog wieners.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

They've been experimenting with self-checkouts for decades. When I was a kid, I remember being in a store with my grandma, waiting in line to pay, and an employee kept trying to entice those in the line to come over and try the self-checkouts.

She asked my grandma a few times before my grandma, a proud union supporter, snapped "I want a person to ring me up. I'm trying to save you're JOB, young lady!"

And the young woman stopped asking my grandma.

[–] gnawmon@ttrpg.network 5 points 14 hours ago

your grandma sounds like an awesome person

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[–] jenings@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Watch out guys they might cut your shifts if this keeps up.

[–] ichwillhierraus@feddit.org 16 points 16 hours ago

I am not paid, i dont do the work.

Also, if the cashier makes a mistake, it is their peoblem. If you make it, they call you thief. Fuck them, i aint no cashier.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I still don't get why you wouldn't get a discount for checking yourself out. No wonder all those high-falutin' CEO's think consumers are a bunch of dumb schmucks. The real heroes are the clerks who "miss" scanning something from time to time.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I get a five finger discount now and then. Small things usually. I will NOT pay the bag fee if I self checkout, you took away a job for a computer, you can absolutely eat the 25-50 cents worth of bags.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Same reason they don’t pay you for using an atm instead of an expensive teller at an expensive branch

It’s easier To add a fee To a new service even if it’s to save them money, Than it is to start charging for an existing service that used to be central to their business

[–] HappyZed30@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Totally Company's fault. 😂

[–] texture@lemmy.world 61 points 23 hours ago (33 children)

i dont even steal from these, i just prefer less interaction and faster checkout 🤷

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 26 points 22 hours ago (14 children)

If a cashier scans something incorrectly, its their mistake. If I scan something incorrectly, its theft. I'd rather not take on that liability.

[–] kossa@feddit.org 25 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

Depends on jurisdiction. In Germany, in order to qualify as theft, there needs to be intent. So just an error is not enough.

How to prove "intentional vs. not-intentional"? Easy: the whiter and richer you are, the more likely it is for you to convince everybody that it was a honest mistake ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

This is so it. If I make a mistake, I'd be sorry, I'd pay for it and that's it.

A friend of mine who works at the headquarters of a large local retailer keeps getting stopped by shop detectives of the same shop chain, even though he didn't do anything suspicious. Well, anything apart from being the son of parents from Afghanistan.

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[–] texture@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

i dont think ive ever scanned anything incorrectly. even if i did, it would have been a piece of fruit. in the case that anyone ever speaks to me about it in the future, i will just tell them "oh, oops" and then fix it. doesnt seem like much of a liability to me.

on the other hand, when i ring things through, you better believe i notice if a price is off, then i have them fix it if its higher than it should be and i say nothing if its lower. sounds like they are taking the liability as it were, which again i dont think is a serious factor.

[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Is it EVER lower? Every time in recent history that a price has been wrong for me, it's been wrong because they "forgot" to put a sale into the system. But you better be sure the old sales are wiped immediately. I imagine this is because they expire automatically, but there's a reason the system is made that way.

Hanlon's razor is reversed when dealing with multi-billion dollar corporations.

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[–] HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 2 points 12 hours ago

In the local shop they often catch you for not scanning the paper bag.

But if you scan tomatoes as peppers or vice versa nobody bats an eye.

[–] qfe0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago

I get that we hate corporations. But since when is reconsidering something complaining? Presumably if they reconsider there might be more paid cashiers, good right?

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 165 points 1 day ago (10 children)

It's not shoplifting, its an employee discount.

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