Yesss. I love it when they degrade the prestige of the United States government by posting horrendously cringy shit like this online. 
this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2026
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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
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click-obsessed cuckolds
Wasn't Epstein fucking Melania at one point? Could this actually be projection?
the way things are going Trump was the one sucking Epstein while Melania had to sit in the chair
The heartbreak when you look over and your wife is on her phone and couldn't be less interested in what you're doing
lol what if baron isn't his kid. heads would explode
Baron is clearly Justin Trudeau's son and grandson of Fidel
Best conspiracy theory I've heard since "Obama was born on the Moon because his mom was there on a CIA mission to help Stanley Kubric fake the Moon landing in a sound stage built on the Moon."
100% chatgpt. It loves its alliteration and doesn't realize it gives itself away by its 100000% commitment to it
and yes the hyphen makes it alliterative, don't make me attack you
But I like to use hyphens 
I'm not changing. The world will have to change
No that's fine i was trying to pre empt nerds who might argue that "click-obsessed cucks" makes it c-o-c rather than c-c and thus not "alliterative" instead of me making a comment on hyphenation as a sign of AI
It is alliterative with or without the hyphen. It doesn't need to be consecutive words to be alliteration.
Yeah that's what i said
the hyphen makes it alliterative,
It is alliterative with or without the hyphen
Yeah that's what i said
and?
The statements are in contradiction. The hyphen is not making it alliterative in a binary situation of hyphen or no hyphen if it also alliterative with no hyphen.
It's like saying that flicking a light switch caused it to rain and if someone says it would rain just the same anyway, you say "yeah, that's what I said."
Even as someone who is termanlly online, it always makes me cringe when anyone uses these kinds of words in a professional setting.
I get the word didn't originate online, but still. It gives me the same feeling as hearing someone say "lol" in person
I would argue that there's probably an entirely reasonable instance in which a legitimate government could use the phrase cuck but also that this govt will never use it for that purpose
Some of it is that it's very online-coded, but even if we want to go all the way back to its original usage, it's really weird to be using the term in such a vacuous metaphor and reeks of being extremely personally weird about sex, which is a comically small-minded frame of writing for an official communication from the White House.
How is this real lol. Like the aesthetics of politics doesn't really matter next to substance but like the illusion of power requires the sort of people who wear suits and get offended at the word "fuck" to think you're respectable lmao
you just know the first draft was calling them “cucks” and someone opposed this so they compromised by at least using the proper term “cuckolds”
Lol they are losing their shit. It rocks.
groyper occupied government
I am perpetually stuck in "No way that's real!" leading to "No way... that's real??"
I really want to see an official White House communication talk about how christpilled and tradmaxxing Trump is.
me when i definitely don't have a cuckolding fetish and my shadow definitely isn't leaking
this is how the most powerful state on earth behaves... how have the liberals not thrown a revolution of civility yet?
Sorry sweaty, don't you know that revolution is bad and always results in something worse than before because of chaos and incivility :smuglord:
And grandma is going to have to explain what “scumbag” is
Oh she knows
