A piano couldnโt crush Spider-Man ๐
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
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I mean I definitely think it'd hurt him, but agreed on no crushing.
My problem is the spider sense logic. Even within the context of a joke, spider sense is clearly temporal. I don't think Spider-Man, for example, is constantly tingling over the chronic illness he's going to succumb to in 50 years or whatever.
By the time his spider sense is going off, you're minutes if not seconds from finishing the compute and achieving the result anyway.
He apparently once acted as one of the structural supports for a skyscraper.
It may not even piss him off
The Green Goblin was there. Probably a Tungsten piano
I'm blaming every future hypothesis failure on Green Goblin from now on.
N-Villany!
But now, he nerd-snipped Spider-Man, he changed the outcome of the experiment by explaining it. Green Goblin didn't even see any need to intervene, he's only trolling.
That's less of a poof and more of a crunch.