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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

God made gay people. God made gay penguins and animals of all varieties. The only indication from God that gay is bad is from the fallible hands of man interpreting his words.

I don’t think God will be upset.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel pretty confident that if there is a god and it is just, then sexual orientation doesn’t even register as a concern. I say this as someone who has been outside recently and seen actual problems.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It was hot inside and I knew I could hide in the freezer section at the gross n grow

[–] YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If there was a god and they were just genocides wouldn't exist.

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's the classics! If everything is Jahve's will, so is suffering. If it is allowing it to happen, it's evil and shouldn't be worshipped; if it can't prevent it from happening, it's not Jahve. And Jahve will understand and be always merciful to the just, since if it doesn't, it's also evil and not worth worshipping

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You are right I think their god might be a gay penguin

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 weeks ago

Having shit stolen from you when you're supposedly all powerful. That's just sad.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Christians. Making God seem like a massive asshole for millennia.

And God not smiting them.

Maybe "he" is an asshole.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

TBF if you've read any of the old testament, god is a total asshole and always was.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My favorite story from the Bibble is when during the march of the ~~penguins~~ Hebrews to Canaan, the Hebrews got hungry and whiney. I would likely feel the same taking 40 years to get out of the desert (biblical numerology meaning why the fuck are we still in the desert Moses how do you get lost when you can see the sea and only have to march 450ish miles (at an ungenerous 5 miles per day that takes 3 months)). So YHWH sent them magical floor-bread every night. Then the Hebrews collectively rejected the concept of divine floor-bread and demanded holy floor-meat. So YHWH sent so many quail quesadillas to the Hebrew invasion march that they (and this imagery is part of the Bibble) were so full of quail that it came out their noses. I think the version I read first time said they ate quail until they vomited out they nose, all of them did it's in numbers. At... I can't remember the supposed numbers of the mythical march out of Egypt but let's say 50k-100k people (per tribe? Idk just multiply by 12 I ain't being paid to be a calculator right now) that's so much vomit.

Goofy ol YHWH. Act like you don't like his magic floor bread and he'll send quails to run around in your sinuses or whatever.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So the quail thing almost sounds like a badly translated saying or folk term. Like raining cats and dogs for comparison.

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[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's not God's job to smite assholes. Not a Christian btw.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah he much prefers to fuck with random dudes, see the book of Job for further reference.

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[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Minions ! Tonight we steal... the Rainbow !

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What DOES God need with a ~~starship~~ rainbow anyway?

[–] Herr_S_aus_H@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

The one scene from the movie why I can't dislike it.
This and some of the physical comedy makes me chuckle. I'm a simple person.

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't the rainbow a promise that god wouldn't kill a lot of people in the future? Seems like god gave the rainbow to just the right people.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God moves in mysterious ways like Kinky Steve at the BDSM club.

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[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Obligatory Dan Hentschel post

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

God gave humanity the rainbow, we'll do what we want with it.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would they care about he rainbow when they do only black and and white thinking?

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

God's rainbow was different, it had a gradient like all those fucking apps with shitty AI integration

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[–] shininghero@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Wrong, we stole it from a leprechaun's pot of gold.
With a little help from a slightly... unhinged barbarian, of course.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Like how coyote stole fire

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That was coyote? I've been blaming my cat.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It might have been gayote. idk.

[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

The whole fucking color spectrum? Lmao

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Prometheus brings fire to humanity, painting

We stole the rainbow like Prometheus stole fire from the gods.

[–] CyberneticOwl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think he was named well

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Old people raving about religious crap should be committed to a home and not allowed to drive or vote.

[–] Exatron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Preferably Shady Pines

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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the rainbow is seven colors, the pride flag is six (It lacks indigo).

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The color Indigo does not exist. It is a deep state plot to get is to like people named Roy

[–] joe@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

I guess some of you guys want to dispute this whole thing, but I'll gladly accept the accolade of stole the rainbow from god.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

...and then God put them on Earth where the humans live, just like everything else on flags. Are you saying that was unintentional? God made a mistake??? WHAT THE FUCK?? HANG THIS HERETIC!!!

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is my favorite alt-right move.

“Racism/sexism/cultural appropriation/systemic inequality doesn’t exist, but if it did, hetero white Christian American men would be the victims.”

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like that "all powerful" God ain't so powerful after all.

Could there perhaps be some flaws in this religion's teachings?... Hmm...

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