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[–] Senex@reddthat.com 85 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No worries. Throw some extra logs on the campfire. She will just circle it a few dozen times, get too close and burn up. Problem solved.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)

technically, it isn't even murder

(for once)

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Booby traps for other races is murder.

There's legal precedent in the real world, let alone fake world.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

3rd degree manslaughter? Don't listen to me, I know nothing of law.

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Sure, it'll just add up to the high body count the party has, w/e.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

If it's done with the intention of killing her, it's murder.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.de 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The culture runs deep with this DM.

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I knew what was up as soon as I read the words "magical forest"

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

Good thing it was a magical forest and not a magical realm

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 57 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Wait, I've heard this story before!

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 9 points 11 months ago
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

Time stops every time that episode is on. 😶

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] kometes@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Firefly "Our Mrs Reynolds" episode.

[–] MTLion3@lemm.ee 38 points 11 months ago

This is actually one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen on Lemmy 🤣 I kind of want to try something similar with my players now.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Dear sweet fluffy, thine wings shall forever inspire my actions.

[–] Attaxalotl@ttrpg.network 21 points 11 months ago

That’s freaking adorable

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 18 points 11 months ago

How I met your moth-er

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Where green text?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Hey, Stamets, thanks for the posts, you definitely improve my day with them

[–] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 2 points 11 months ago

Am I the only one that thinks the DM was inspired by a character from the webcomic Saffron and Sage? The moth girl there doesn't have the marriage custom but does immediately crush on the himbo pyromancer.

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I see no problem with this