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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I would not want a wasp the size of a kitten though.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Australia could use them to help with the rat problem.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Along with probably every city in the world.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago

Well yeah, but every other city would be horrified by plagues of rat-sized wasps killing and laying eggs in the wildlife.

For Australia thats not even notable.

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Would you rather fight one kitten-sized wasp or 100 wasp-sized kittens?

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

One kitten-sized wasp. I only have two arms and defending against a single thing is a lot easier than defending against 100 mini kitties hell bent on my destruction.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take the kittens. I'll lose, but it's a more dignified death than seizing up in panic and not even being able to defend myself.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

People dying from getting stabbed by their pet bees.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bad for the bee as well...

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Bumblebees can sting repeatedly, but generally avoid doing so. Dying after one sting is specific to honey bees.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

They don’t always die after one sting.

They can remove their stinger, just … often times in that sting moment there’s a lot going on.

Once stung most animals aren’t patient enough to let the bee pull out for a second go.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

Not even Honeybees. They can sting many times, the problem is human skin is too "grabby" for their barbs so often while trying to wiggle free or being forcibly removed, the guts come out with it.

If you give them a chance and they didn't sting too deep they can often wiggle free to sting another day.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

Now I am wiser! Thanks AON.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

It would be so big you could put like a bouncey ball on the end to make it not pointy while you held it.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen this before and love it, but I'm pretty sure that bumblebees do not form colonies like this.

[–] tae_glas@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

bumblebees do form colonies with worker bees & drones & brood & a single queen, much like honeybees, but they're much tinier than the ones you'd see honeybees in! sometimes they take over old bird boxes that've been abandoned, and they typically don't even use up all the space there.

they're smaller colonies population-wise, too. there'd be like tens to hundreds of bumblebees in their colonies, compared to tens of thousands of honeybees in their colonies.

idk how to add pictures to comments, but i recommend looking up pictures of them, they're cute! bumblebee cells are just spheres, since they don't have the numbers to require the intense efficiency of the classic honeybee hexagonal cells :D

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

CW mild trypophobia

spoiler

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

Very interesting, thank you. I'm more familiar with bumblebees who burrow underground.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good to know at least one issue can be solved in today's world!

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

With genetic engineering?

[–] Amro@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Igor, bring me the CRISPR machine!!! Let's manipulate some fuzzy genes... Muhahaha!!!"

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Would you rather…groom a kitten-size bumble bee or be kitten-sized being groomed by bumble bees?

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

how....how many bumblebees?

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Enough to be pleasant, not enough to be terrifying.

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

WE NEED CAT SIZED BEES STAT

[–] webpack@ani.social 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

a story about big bees (manga)

description: What if bees were big and fluffy? Like, really big and fluffy.