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[–] BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 73 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 72 points 4 weeks ago (10 children)

Okay not shy. Use private browsing on firefox sometimes. Not shy, just bisexual and don't want my algorithm assuming I'm strictly homosexual because of one femboy wank. Do you know how long it takes to un-step sibling that thing for heterosexual porn?

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Your pornhub searches should not affect your Instagram algorithm.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The last time I trusted "the algorithm" was about 10 years ago when my friend sent me a link to a plastic ass sex toy. I clicked it without realising what it was.

I cleared cache/cookies/reinstalled and shit a few times and it was still popping up on banner ads.

Guy Incognito is my boy now forever

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Before I figured out DNS adblocking I clicked on an ad for a golden top my news app served because I thought it for sure it was a clever ad for some parody site. Nope, turns out you can buy executive desk toys tops for like 200 bucks, and for months my app thought I was really into expensive office kitsch.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Get really into 3D printing like I did. Then all your cheap-looking plastic crap can actually be expensive office kitsch in disguise.

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

I mostly use pricey mode as a simple housekeeping tool. “This cache is temporary. These cookies are temporary. Autocompletes are not to pollute my day to day use. Kill this data when I close the window”

I honestly don’t care about people knowing I look at porn. I hate that it will constantly pop up when it’s not what I’m trying to do at the time.

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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 40 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I swear I am just looking this up for my FBI agent.

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 36 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (9 children)

Third panel: Chrome busily writing all this down and sending it to corporate HQ.

(For those somehow still ignorant about it: 'Incognito mode' just prevents the browser from (permanently) saving browsing history, cookies, etc on your local computer. All the 'telemetry' -- all the Google spyware -- is still active. Both your ISP and Google know everything you're doing in Chrome 'incognito mode'. Or you could use Edge if you want Microsoft to be the one taking notes on your fetishes instead. If you actually want any privacy, you need to use a privacy-respecting browser -- Firefox at a minimum, or better yet something like LibreWolf -- and you need to use a paid VPN that has a good privacy record to prevent your ISP from spying on you.)

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Not entirely: your ISP can see what sites you are visiting, but not what pages you are viewing (as long as it’s httpS://). If you don’t trust your ISP with this, you can use e.g. Quad9 DNS wit DoH or DoT.

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[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't need a paid VPN. Tor works. You could use the tor browser bundle.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

Well, yes, TOR is also an option. And it does have the benefit of being free. But in my experience, it's much slower. You also end up with a somewhat random final TOR node that could be in any state or any country, which can cause websites to serve you a page in languages you don't understand ... or, sometimes, refuse to load at all. For example, if your exit node is in a US state with a porn ban, some porn sites will refuse to load anything useful for you. Sometimes there's workarounds for that part, but it's always quite slow. Maybe okay for images if you've got patience, but trying to download or stream videos (or gifs) through TOR is pretty painful in my experience.

With a (good) VPN, you can be protected from ISP spying while still having good, usable internet speed, where things like streaming videos are still practical. And you can (usually) choose where you want your VPN server to be located, so you can avoid those pesky geo-locking issues.

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[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Psh what kind of soyboy uses incognito. Real chads announce their porn searches to the community through a megaphone, to give the other gooners a chance to join the communal wank

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I do it on cruise ships, highspeed rail or airplanes so people cant leave. Just connect my laptop to the concert grade audio setup i carry arround and broadcast the level 3 kink porn to everyone in a 100m radius.

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[–] uber_chicken@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What an extremely specific kink

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] uber_chicken@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

I'm actually genuinely very happy for you

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

Having nobody that gives a shit enough to snoop my phone or computer, I ain't shy and don't need incognito mode. Give me the gay furry fox boy pouring gallons of horse man jizz out of his asshole that's drooping like the sleeve of a wizard.

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

And here's me just liking straight vanilla sex between two good looking adults.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Nice try, Father Patterson. We know what you did

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Not even 8:30am and it's time for me to put the internet away for the day

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I found a very interesting video once. She kept dropping mentos in his ass. Then a good amount of coke followed. But it ended at the point his face turned into terrified pikachu and right before chaos started.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Thank you for sharing, Nutbutter

Would anyone else in the group like to talk today?

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 weeks ago

😂😂😂😂

This made me laugh so hard

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 13 points 4 weeks ago

many such cases

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 weeks ago

Many such cases!

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

That's a red state search, for sure

[–] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago

MANY SUCH CASES

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Well that escalated quickly!

[–] Aids@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This ain’t my bag but god dam I love the openese of u lil sickos!!!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I know, reproduction? A man and a woman having sex with each other? Wild the shit some folks get off on

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[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (7 children)

Is there a real video named as such? (Edit: I searched it. There isn't.)

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

This is why they took Sora offline.

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