The best thing to do before your wedding is to go camping and bang like rabbits. You know what they say, jizz tents makes the heart grow fonder.
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2026
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I've never had sex, been in a relationship, or had male friends - life in Saudi. I've also never spent significant time away from home without my family. So many new things are incoming. π€
So many changes! Do you know your future husband well? I hope heβs a gentle and kind man for you.
Take your time, enjoy the day as much as possible! It goes very fast!
No kidding. that's a lot of pressure on you, and a lot of changes. You're totally justified in freaking out a bit. You're a smart and capable person - you got this. Just keep your family on speed dial to help with the being away part - I feel like that may be the hardest for you.
the quote is "absence makes the heart grow fonder"
not jizz tents, nor distance
Way to rain on my parade. Tabarnac, you just ruined my entire life.
with your partner or just random rabbits?
If you're a rabbit go nuts and bang other rabbits but if you're a human person no no no we don't fuck animals
fine, what about half human half animal? mermaid, centaurs?
If they are intelligent enough to communicate and consent, sure, why not.
Married for decades here. Your spouse is just your BF/GF with a little more paperwork. Don't sweat it and enjoy banging a married partner.
Congrats on the sex. π
Everything will not be ok, everything ends with you and the world you know rotting or burning into non-existence and then being forgotten. But everything will probably be ok tomorrow, comparatively.
My husky needs this as a motivational poster above her den.
I have a husky too, but this describes me more than it does him. I'm the neurotic one in the relationship.
Mazel tov
Scream in your pillow now, then repeat tomorrow night.
May I suggest lube?