Did not know this existed.
The guy is less concerning than the crowd being into it. He's obviously on drugs, sure, whatever. The crowd (probably) isn't, yet they're celebrating it. I couldn't believe it.
No wonder we're fucked as a species.
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Cocaine!!
This is the industry now but instead of developers it's AI
That is the most on cocaine I’ve seen anyone be
I think he checked out and let the cocaine do the talking / moving.
Dude have the energy of a sun, and no exec can match his energy since then.
When I was a MS employee for a couple years I saw Ballmer in person at a quarterly division meeting, and I have to admit his enthusiasm was very contagious. He was like a kid at a Pokemon convention. Never saw him sweat like this tho.
Cocaine.
He's like if the "van down by the river" character was in charge of microsoft
Still better than Nadella.
Damn Chris Farley would have done an ✨ideal✨ impersonation of this guy
I'll never not be surprised at how he wasn't having a heart attack on stage.
If I were some powerful corporate exec, I'd be paying someone whose job it was to make sure something like this never happened, or if it happened it was at least never recorded.
I mean, even before the viral "Developers developers developers developers" chant he was a nasty, sweaty mess.
I dunno I kinda miss this version of Microsoft. They were still shitty and evil, but at least they were trying to be memorable and they were genuinely trying to sell you a computer to do whatever you wanted to do with it.
In the years that followed we started getting buggier, slower software, DRM, forced cloud migration, and AI scanning of everything on our machines and in our messages.
Fuck you they were. They wanted to sell you a computer so that you'd install Office. They never wanted you to do whatever you wanted with it. They intentionally changed internal APIs to break third party software that they didn't want people using. This is also the era where they were constantly spreading FUD about Linux, convincing people that merely using Linux meant you were legally liable for patent infringement, etc.
Truth. I had a friend who worked at MS (not in Redmond) back in the early 90s post-IPO when Ballmer was CEO, and when most of the people working there were temps so MS could avoid the legal repercussions of the toxic workplace culture they'd built (harassment lawsuits) and get around paying benefits or overtime, and even then Ballmer was the most personally repugnant trailer trash CEO imaginable. People put up with it because it was Microsoft and endless fountains of cash, but he was an even worse CEO than he was a human being, and that's quite a low bar to limbo under but he managed.
Cocaine was a little stronger than you anticipated?
Should have worn a black shirt
Or a wet black one, even
I thought Ballmer's peak was just a funny graph. I understand it a lot better now.
Developers!
isn't this the one he snapped(broke) his ankle when he ran out on stage and was screaming from the pain?
I think so, man was in shock and was sweating like a pig at the butchery.
lol.NET
dance, monkey boy