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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

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And before you say "this is a joke" I have to ask you, is it really given these people's history??

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Me: It's harmful to think every homophobe is a closet gay

Homophobes:

[–] axont@hexbear.net 65 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Incels subscribe to the idea that having sex with a non-virgin woman is gay because a penis occupied that spot before you, so...yes?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Knew a guy many years ago who told me he never kissed women he dated because that was like sucking the dick of every guy she'd ever been with

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lmao. there is so much to unpack there. "i can't kiss women i'm dating because my mind is flooded with the sense memory of sucking many, many dicks."

[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

They think about been more than women, they just need to be honest.

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All sex is gay but 2 straight guys having sex is the least gay form

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Turns out I'm straight

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

"Actually it's gay to get pussy"

-Jordan Peterson

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Why else would you have sex with a woman other than to try and hide the fact that you're Elon Musk?

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

I mean it is for me, but I'm genderfluid butch. Everything I do is gay. smuglord

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Everything I do is gay

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago

Insisting that the defining trait of heterosexuality in men is actually a marker for homosexuality would be a mildly amusing bit (misogynistic comments about makeup aside), but no, it's just two troglodytes being incredibly serious

The westoid urge to resurrect ancient Greek culture is so strong. All western chauvinists want to do is misogyny, have slave, kill Persians, stare at marble, and fuck boys.

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is sort of highlighting a fundamental friction in patriarchy, which is that men must be placed above women, but women must be considered as sexual objects to bargain with. So how does one square those two together if you're a man deeply invested in patriarchy? Either lower the position of sexuality itself (which is the "prude" route), or say gay shit like this.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It is amazing how this is such a repeatable pattern in patriarchal societies. Like even Roman and Greek texts would make such insinuations, like "This guy has to be effeminate and gay because he actually likes his wife and spends time with her". The seeming end state of patriarchy is that you have sex with women for offspring and hetero family norms, but all other forms of connection and intimacy beyond the physical act should be found among fellow men.

marilyn frye quote

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sparta was actually the least oppressive polis for women. Which is an extremely low bar, admittedly.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

for a small group of very rich women, through a quirk of their laws, which, because their politics were essentially paralyzed, they never managed to rectify (there were attempts).

i dont think the rest of the women had it that good. and the rest tracks, the men barely knowing their wives and living together in barracks all their lives. and the extreme violence.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, but the rest of Greek cities managed to be even worse in that regard.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

oh definitely.

[–] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Basically just go the Mishima / ancient greek route of being gay and thinking of women as inherently inferior but having children anyway bcs it's necessary to avoid civilisational collapse. Im going to be real im kind of worried that this might increasingly happen in the future to become more than just the strange lifestyle of a couple of weirdos once the far right get over their reflexive hatred of gay men.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

all these chuds could just be gay. it's not required to be an asshole about it, fuck.

[–] GreenEcho@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Happy pride yall

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ve spoken with people who are fans of Tate. They will 100% say something is a joke if they don’t want to believe it’s meant sincerely. It’s Schroedinger’s Douchebag, except it’s on the reader to make the interpretation.

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Compudah, post the Sartre quote please

[–] Aneorthisio@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago

Stop falling for the attention economy.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

You're actually a gay woke commie if you find women's breasts attractive.

I can confirm awooga

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As a queer I think both men and women are hot. Enbies too. And anyone anywhere else on the spectrum of gender. Humans are just sexy.

So to Tate and Asmonazi does this make me gay or straight. I can't tell.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

but what about birds

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

the answer to your question is a resounding yes.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh here we go, the lowest common denominator has a new delusion of grandeur. It’s a real shame your claims ARE WRONG!. Turns out the “facts don’t care about your feelings” crowd never have any actual facts. We do.

All the money in the world, and these dipshits can’t even bother to buy anything to soothe their massive egos.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

I have the feeling this can also be taken as tate making fun of the other guy.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Its actually gay to be attracted to women

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

ive said it before but i unironically think tate is closeted. he clearly hates women and every single thing he does is for the attention and adulation of men. thats not even talking about how effeminate he is in so many ways

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

At least Tate's tweet has to be a joke but I'll take the bait anyway.

This is one of the silliest debates ever and that's saying a lot. Attractiveness is entirely relative to the beholder and a strong majority of people are either only attracted to one gender or at least have a strong preference. In the majority of cases where attractiveness matters, you're not competing with the opposite sex whatsoever. Even if the ugliest man was "objectively" more attractive than the hottest woman, that still wouldn't help him get with any straight women.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

I think Tate was one of the first chuds saying stuff like that.

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jordan Peterson isn't dead, is he? It's against the rules to post fake death news

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

He's alive lol, should I change the title? I was clowning on him for always being deathly ill

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember, "(mostly) dead" is still a little alive, and probably skirts the fake news allegations

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

okay miracle max

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thank you!

I really feel like an ass doing moderator stuff but everyone here is so nice to me

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No worries, thanks for contacting me before taking it down for the course correction.

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I'm learning that I'm a little more relaxed than the average mod but I'm glad you appreciate it!

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Got my hopes up.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Please do, the post has already been reported

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Straight people need to start policing their own.

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