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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My mean inner voice gets results.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

Mine too. I'm highly driven

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do you have a mean voice in your head?

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because of all the mean voices outside my head

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you sure that's not the median voices?

I'd rather switch to a different mode.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is indeed correct according to psychology. We need to push back against the inner critic that develops as a result of criticism from others.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't actually have this i just have the "remember that time you spilled soagehtti out of your pockets in front of EVERYONE???!!! well, it's going to happen again" voice.

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean... stop carrying spaghetti in your pockets?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you do that, i.e shy away from being embarassed by removing zny opportunities to embarras yourself, life becomes dull and you fail to grow as a person!

~and~ ~in~ ~case~ ~you~ ~didn't~ ~know,~ it's a metaphor

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, I didn't know about the meme and thought you were talking about literal spaghetti for some reason... I say "I thought" but I clearly didn't do it right

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's okay, it's good advice 🤣

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My mean voice is usually right though. We're both pathetic lol

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If the mean voice is so right, why did it let you do something "wrong" to begin with, huh? It ain't that right - besides, hindsight is always 20-20 so it's way too easy to be "right" after the fact.

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The mean voice in my head is actually my parents :(

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

omggg sameeeee

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I mean they clearly already has a hobby.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Anyone who had issues with that inner voice needs to watch Revolver directed by Guy Ritchie.

I cant believe that one of his second rate films was so helpful to my mental health.

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My inner critic is brutal. It uses all my intelligence against me, and will always find enough wiggle room to where I can't really outright debunk any of its claims. Even if I do, it doesn't acknowledge it in any way, it just picks another vector of attack. It was pivotal for me when I realized it wasn't trying to argue with me or improve my behavior. It doesn't care about truth or evidence, its only mission is to make me feel like the worst shit ever shat. It only welcomes argument because that gives it attention and more room to attack. Once I realized I had been playing by the wrong rules, I could actually start moderating it. Not by telling it to shut up, but by pointing out that I can see what it's doing. I can just let it yammer on, and it hates that I don't engage with it. It hates to be seen for what it is, because it sounds fucking ridiculous, especially when it gets desperate. Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

Having an inner critic is important, but if your parents dialed yours up to eleven, you just might want consider what the actual rules of engagement are.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well, someone has to beat me up to keep me going and trying to do better. Not like anyone else is going to do that.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Me and my mean voice just direct that anger at y'all. It gives me great things to say that I don't say out loud. Usually. Except in traffic.