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[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yet somehow, Oprah returned.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

He struck her down but she became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

She had it coming after the incident with the bees.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If any Scientology member is in any media, it is on my "do not watch" list. I will never support that cult financially. And by the way, where is Shelley? She was last seen 2007 at her fathers funeral, and the police doesn't do shit.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide

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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Glad you survived that.

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[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I believe she is the wife of the current leader of the church.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Oh, yeah, she'sdead

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] reptar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

eyup havent watched tv in years basically and it's all her fault

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Damnit. I'm surprised I didn't know.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I've always thought how ridiculously on the nose it was for her to star in a TV show where she was breaking out of a religious cult...and that she was in one IRL. Especially that her IRL cult has been linked to murders, silencing witnesses, and a miriad of other illegal acts. She just swapped roles apparently.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He also sucks the life out of nearly every role he's cast in (the one pictured above being a rare exception.) The guy is a walking void of charisma, and I avoid his movies due to the simple fact that they're made worse by his involvement.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Edge of tomorrow - he is fine in that perfect movie
Tropic Thunder - he is hilarious
rain man
the last samurai
minority report
magnolia - perfect fit for the role

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

He's great in Collateral. He plays great villains.

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Vanilla Sky", and his acting in it, is plain fantastic, I have to hand it to him.

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Reacher - is a big scary man but the movie tries to hide that from you bc Tom is small and it’s funny.

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should read "all you need is kill". Edge of tomorrow butchered the book. The same happens with Minority Report.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No one makes Philip K Dick movies that are true to the book, but they often make interesting movies inspired by the book.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It always bugs me when they make one of his books into a movie because there never is a reason to cut the important parts out. I would understand if the books were long, or had concepts that are too difficult to bring to the screen. Instead its cut because no one wants movies you have to think about.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're right there - too complex, too much thinking, a bit weird.

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I haven't watched The Mummy reboot but what I have seen of it was atrocious.

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[–] lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy, just be glad it's him not you

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you had Tom Cruise's troubles, you might be Tom Cruise crazy too.

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[–] backgroundcow@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is one of the Mandela effect things, where the correct title (well, right now, in this universe) is the vampire. Where does this image come from?!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whenever you see or hear about a Mandela Effect thing like this it’s important to remember that 50% of people are of below average intelligence.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shit, I remember it being 50% of people are above average intelligence. Guess I got split into the stupid reality :(

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Even if it's real, it could just be a typo and editorial oversight.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought it was "Interview with THE Vampire"

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

guess xenu does that to folks

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That was Tom Cruise? Really ruins the movie for me, thanks.

I saw one of the mission impossible movies on an airplane because I don't know before I realized it had Tom Cruise and I think a lot of the appeal of those movies is watching Tom Cruise('s stunt double) get hurt, but I can suspend disbelief for long enough to watch the stunt dude get hurt and then go watch something else. Stunt dude did all right.

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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago
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