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Who's shelley?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelly_Miscavige
Wtf
WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.
Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide
Or the guy that suicided himself in his apartment in London, thankfully he was considerate enough to wipe his phone and lock himself in a suitcase in the bathtub after though.
Glad you survived that.
Maybe your problem is that you're a windmill. we're going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.
Boom boom
I believe she is the wife of the current leader of the church.
Oh, yeah, she'sdead