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[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 96 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, he was also accused by the goats.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 18 points 1 month ago

Thankfully we never really cared what goats have to say

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh you mean these goats that only try to get famous and are probably getting paid in fresh grass by the radical farmers? Let me laugh.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He's mentioned in the files more times than God is mentioned in the Bible.

He would take that as a compliment somehow and brag about it if you told him a statistic like that.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Being in the classified goatfucker chronnicles is baaaaaahd.

(I’ll walk myself out)

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

You're not kidding

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 46 points 1 month ago

Well it's not 0%.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let’s also not forget that the alleged 🐐 fucker’s 🐐 fucking best friend wrote to someone else:

"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."

NPR

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not sure he's qualified to talk about decency. But it goes to show - even the evil fuckers liked this evil fucker even less.

[–] DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well actually if you look at the "evidence" it's actually a bunch of sheep getting fucked, not goats. Goat fucking is fucked up, but sheep fucking I can maybe look past. I'm actually way way more angry that you would confuse the two than I am angry at the sheep fucking itself.

[–] YeahToast@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

When you say sheep, do you mean lamb or mutton?

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's wild that, among other things, the sitting president of the United States fucked children.

This is conservative reality. If that isn't enough to get you to the polls to vote in whatever manner is most likely to end that reality, then you don't deserve to live in a democracy.

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What if the voters are child molesters too. Maybe they all just like to fuck children. Then they obviously wouldn't vote against that.
When you stop excluding a set of possibilities just because they would be horrible, US politics start making sense.

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Well there ARE a large number of conservative men that have been convicted of such crimes

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... it's also horrible how all the horrible kid raping itself overshadows all the horrible (individual & mass) murdering & global ecosystem destruction that threatens/kills millions further propagating the seemingly inevitable cycle of escalating violence & death.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 month ago

It's almost like the files are the distraction

[–] LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I was thinking yesterday how I'm just so ashamed that the public at large has largely said, "Oh well!" and moved on to the next thing as they usually do. I guess I was stupid to think my fellow Americans would start a movement to get rid of all these fuckers.

[–] paranoid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The current Congress has been one of the least productive in terms of passing laws.... But one they did pass was the Epstein Files Transparency Act. It was the best chance to hold perpetrators to account, and had bipartisan support (which is hard to come by these days).

What I'm getting at is nobody has said "oh well", but a handful of people appointed to the right positions have blocked anything from moving forward with it. And that's frustrating as hell. There are also tons of distractions, such as the war in Iran or anything about the ballroom, which can make it feel like The Trump-Epstein Files™ are behind us. But they're not.

(Though they should be)

[–] LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 month ago

Well, I'm happy they are at least performing like the clowns they are, but I am more of talking about my fellow Americans. The normal citizens who don't hold any power like myself. Those are the ones (including mine) whose hands it has fallen upon to stand firm and demand the administration face any consequences for all the fuckery they have done and continue to do every single day.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why don't you start the movement?

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[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

And pardoned convicted and accused goat fuckers.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

Did he get the DOW to top 50000? Does he stop Iran from getting the bomb? Did he support Israel and harken the Second Coming? If so; 0%. But even if 100%, idk.

-average evangelical

Don't forget that "alleged" goat fucker also managed to convince other people that drag queens were the REAL goat fuckers so they would harass and terrorise said drag queens based solely on his word.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

My opinion is that social media algorithm polarised and poisoned everyone's minds. We have become corralled into our own different sets of reality. So, we only see what we want to see and not see what others see.

[–] axh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Next US president candidate confirmed

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but honestly I think AOTUS was a trafficker who even out did Epstein. This is why Epstein and Trumplethinskin had a falling out. Epstein came sniffing around Maralago and saw that Trump was doing the same thing. They were competing child pimps.

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah, Trump is a malignant narcissist, never in a million years would he do something with other people in mind. Everything he does is for his own benefit and no one else, because hes a selfish fuck.

My theory is that Trump stopped using Epstein and started trafficking his own young girls, which is what caused the falling out. They're both sick fucks.

There was rumor going around that the falling out was purely over a piece of real estate the orange kid fucker wanted that the other kid fucker bought.

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[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AOTUS

Hmm. A and P are at opposite ends of most keyboards. Not a typo then?

Ass of the United States?

Trumplethinskin

I think I love your writing.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, Asshole of the United States.

Thanks.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their falling out was literally about Epstein recruiting one of Trump's underage "locker room attendants."

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[–] oyzmo@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

😂👌🏻

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

... but you fuck one goat!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

My takeaway is that the once removed immigrant, fred trump's son, has sex with children and goats.

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

In this case however, they were accused by 30 different goats, not people

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago

He's almost certainly a goat fucker. On the off chance he isn't, he's certainly a goat-fucker symoathizer

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