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These psychos are highly fucking disturbing. Combine this with the semen extraction unit and and potentially paying women from difficult socieconomic backgrounds to be surrogates and we have a truly Israhelli phenomenon
I remember seeing china being accused of this kind of stuff all the time when I was a teenager. Its always projection, isn't it?
There is not one lie that has ever been told about Jewish people that the Israelis are not committed to doing for real.
Considering antisemitism advantages zionism and the majority of zionists (whether Jewish or not) tend to be vicious antisemites themselves, there's definitely an element of intentionality behind which crimes are prosecuted and which are not
The consequences of a "country" where everyone is CIA-brained
can they just stop doing weird shit for one fucking day? country full of freaks, even without the genocide
Partial answer to a question that has been bugging me for a while. What happens after the semen extraction squad does their work?
The most normal answer is they give it to the family of the dead terrorist
Now what happens when the dead terrorist didn't have a wife? I wouldn't be surprised there are institutions promoting "Get pregnant with the ~~evil seed of a dead terrorist~~ seed of a fallen hero". Perhaps you might receive a check from the cancer entity for "your service to the Nation" even.
The concept is already mindbogginly fascistic before adding my speculation
It has to be the exploitation of poverty. I cannot fathom someone, even someone pro-Israel, hell even an Israeli soldier giving enough of a shit about the cause to get ghost pregnant. The only audience I could possibly imagine are people who post on LinkedIn and provocative OnlyFans creators who would use the fallen hero marketing to get attention.
amusing idea: what if there was a whole cohort of childless Israeli parents getting embryo implanted to "rebuild the race" or whatever totally wack shit they call this crap, but like every other western/capitalist institution, its got a complete weirdo at the center of the project and he is implanting thousands of families with his personal offspring. like one of those fertility clinics where the doctor uses his own material to get like several hundred women pregnant.
so like there is even more collapse in genetic diversity among these freaks, but they can't blame being on an island for centuries like Iceland. it's just due to supercharged freaks taking the high speed train to Banana Town.
I think it was the Chapo boys who drew the comparison between King Charles II being giga inbred and people being upset that a dweeb was ruling over them only to find that the same concentration of power in capitalism fosters the same sort of dweebiness. If you mixed in some actual inbreeding again then history would be repeating itself.
In a jar?
Joke's aside it's very easy to cryogenically preserve human semen.
I know but kinda pointless if you don't have a bunch of women that want to become single mothers. Or in this case Mexican surrogates.
"Donate eggs for the Nation"
I assume they bought some eggs, but as of now you still need wombs.
i saw a science headline about a chick being hatched from an artificial egg, maybe they're making bird people
In bird culture, This is considered a dick move.
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You wouldn’t know that from how much they fuckin charge me
turkey baster
Turkey basting who 
hardly know'er
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
They smoke a cigarette
What the fuck is going on with these freaks? Like, there has to be a legit and legal way to transport embryos, so why would they need to smuggle them?
Do you remember all the conspiracy theories of fucked up Nazi fugitive experiments after the WWII? They weren't conspiracy theories after all. But what old surviving Nazis have to do with current Zionism? I will let you connect the dots.
I'm not familiar with those beyond the meta, like Krieger on Archer for instance.
The Nazis fought the Zionists and lost
The Zios were collaborationists, that's pretty well documented.
Without them what are they supposed to do with the extracted semen?!?!?
give it to me. I can be trusted with the corpse jizz.
give it to me. I can be trusted with the ~~corpse~~ dog jizz.
When you extract the Semen in time.
bit idea
what if it was Jurassic Park, but for hilltop settlers, genocide architects, VC fraudsters, and housing demolishers.
Dennis Nedry wrecks a jeep in a rainstorm on his way to the docks and a couple of new york millionaires emerge from the trees with bulldozers.
