Pencil me in for three martinis.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
405 points (99.8% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
39990 readers
3208 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
And here I am taking up my entire day playing with fire.
You should just fight fire with fire then
I mean, I've had days where that is the literal plan.
Bushcraft?
Pottery, glassmaking, arson, cooking. It could be anything!
BRB gotta count unhatched chickens.
Don't forget to look the gift horse in the mouth
This is going to be an important evening, I have three full hours of “be my own worst enemy” booked.
Three? I get nearly 24 on an average day
Not sleeping? Then the math checks out
I'm still my own worst enemy even while sleeping
Oh wow someone's published my douchebag corporate middlemanger's calendar
What douchebag corporate manager only beats around the bush for 15 minutes? Their defining characteristic is long-winded bullshit ramblings.
A 10 slide presentation takes 2 fucking hours and it obvious the manager has no fucking clue what they are talking about.
took an hour and a half to get to the elephant in the room, sounds about right
Can you squeeze in "fucking around and finding out"?
I have a slot just before lunch for fucking around but we'll have to push finding out to next week.
What about kicking the tires? They're forgetting to kick the tires!
What about the fires?
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
It's so easy to do!
"Push Someone's Buttons"
That meeting could have been a dozen emails that start with "Per my previous email."
The second 10am slot should be “knock it before I try it”
It still works.
Tempted to put this in my work calendar
Aha! So you're the Netflix executive ruining everything!
Naw, they run Paramount/CBS.
Not me messing around with Jim