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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 113 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago

Lossy compression.

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 21 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

What else could that even be?

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 98 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

noo pls i want a romantic DP church wedding

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Gay: only if the balls touch

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Double dildo?

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Palm tree at a desert oasis

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[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The art doesn’t fully represent the holey trinity

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Technically there are 3 people involved in the maneuver

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Yea the hole-y trinity

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Are there only three? I count four in this chart. Three are ganging up on the one in the middle

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Even in the chart it clearly shows that God is not a seperate entity. That seems to be the entire point of it in fact.

Here, let me illustrate:
The DP trinity

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

They are two seperate penises, in the sense that if you have a penis and your friend has a penis, when you jack yourself off, you are not automatically jacking off your friend.

Perhaps I should have labelled the chart better, but I do enjoy theological penis talk.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Definitely fake, unfortunately also straight

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

It’s okay when it’s in a three way

It’s not gay when it’s in a three way

When there’s a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

The area is grey in a one, two, three way

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[–] emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago

What if we kissed under the threesome window? 👉👈

[–] Klear@piefed.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They kn...

...actually, nah. I don't think they knew in this case.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone possibly knew but couldn't admit they knew because they were worried it might be used to suggest they were impure.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

The Rev probably commissioned it that way so he would know who to scorn if he caught them snickering in the pews...

"Dear God, I have someone new for your damnation this week."

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well someone involved in making it probably knew

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah like the people photoshopping it had to know it wasn’t real

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Come to our destination wedding. Everyone has to take the train.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

All those comments calling it AI.

This one is old. Pre AI.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

Amazing how we all just collectively forgot that Photoshop was a thing.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Show me an old post of it then. I can't find one from before 2026. Or another photo from that place.

[–] Manzas 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I searched with tineye and the only two results were from 22nd of apric 2026 on tumblr.

[–] TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So, I searched for the mural specifically instead of the entire image in Google Images, and I found this from this reddit post from last year:

1000011363

I looked the image up in tineye, and found the oldest use to be this picture from pikabu.ru from 2016:

1000011364

So, while the image itself might be AI, the mural/meme definitely predates AI.

Hated every moment of it!

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I built this church and window with my bare hands then I was the wedding photographer for this wedding. Its real

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I built that entire church and window myself

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Hey, mom, can we go to church again on Sunday? I like church."

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

I knew these people were freaks but dang!

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