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this post was submitted on 21 May 2026
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You got it completely wrong
facebook = lemmy shit post
Thanks babe 😘
The red circle and square actually do a lot of work here. I didn’t see him until after reading.
One of the few times the red circle was necessary!
Inattentional blindness.
lol I was reading over the wiki thinking, oh boy, I’m learning something new and then I thought… wait this sounds like that gorilla walking through the scene video and boom next sentence 😂
If that guy snaps his fingers, the vape shop around the corner is going out of business.
spoiler...it's going out of business anyway.
Dude came dressed for the venue. You get married in a suburb's abandoned cul-de-sac expanded lot. People aren't going to dress up.
c/fuckxavier
What kind of monster doesn't wear black shorts and a tuxedo tee to a wedding?
I think the location is the worst part tbh
Could be outdoors at a church. During covid in Canada, our small town had weddings outside, and our church doubles as a bingo hall and a mosque. In small towns, you make do with whatever real estate works, sort of deal. The outfits are another story though lol
A church, bingo hall, and mosque. What a fucking combination.
It's very common, as churches usually don't use the whole property.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/united-church-sold-ottawa-mosque-1.3591054
Xavier... On LEMMY?!
FUCK XAVIER
AWWW SNAP!
At least the other dude is in uniform
I think they're worried about the right guy, he looks like Peter Thiel
Honestly I'd be more pissed off by that one who is just looking down at their phone.
Ahh shorts, half legs and half pants. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Themu
Thanos at the back
Yeah. Taylor Swifts wedding was supposed to be small with just friends and family. They all promised to not publish puctures without permission.
Looks like catering staff didn't care though. Huge issue.
Aim for the head
Why didn't you bring some friends?
It would be funnier without the red circle and the comment.
What? That's actually what enables the joke. I usually hate the red circles and shit but you can't just turn your brain off and get pissed every time you see one in any context.
"It would be funnier without the setup for the punchline."