She needs to watch French movies where they always have a baguette sticking out of their grocery bag.
It's always a baguette and some celery
Those are leeks sir
shes leekin, baguette
Leafy carrot
This bagette doesn't look lovely nor fresh
If it's in that kind of bag (with little holes in it), it was definitely freshly baked that day. That kind of bag is designed to keep the bread crispy, but it can only be used on the day it was baked, or the bread will become hard as rock the next day. If a loaf is going to be kept and sold the next day, it has to be rebagged into a solid plastc bag to keep it fresh. "Lovely" is subjective. It's a grocery store baguette.
So? Do you usually eat the baguette as a whole, deepthroating the thing or what?
Does smoosh the shit out of about 20% of the loaf. Definitely a bummer.
+1 point for bending it half
+10 points if she used her knee
I'm sorry the title joke was stolen from beard_necessities_of_life on insta. Hbomberguy video has me scared of plagiarism
You've done it now. I can't wait for the 7 hour exposé on your crimes
So? It's not like you're gonna get banned here, lol 😂.
Pretty sure the baguette still works.
Personally, I tend to eat half by the time I get to the car, so I would consider this good customer service.
I think I'm too european to understand this meme
Plastic wrapped baguette??
That's weird as well, but what I meant is in Europe you pack your groceries yourself
This OP picture is from somewhere in Europe. "Till" is the English word, while Americans would say something like cash register or check out counter. And SPAR is a European chain of grocery stores
Oddly enough, most American supermarkets put every baguette they bake that day (if they bake it that day) in plastic bags. Although in this case, I believe they mean that they broke the baguette in the plastic bag in half so it would fit in the bag with the rest of the groceries.
Never understood (or experienced) having my purchases bagged for me when I do groceries
From the grocery store's perspective, at least in the US, it keeps the checkout lines moving way faster when some kid who is trained to bag groceries does it, rather than waiting for the customer to figure out how to pack it.
All grocery stores where I live have this device consisting of swivelling plank separating the packing area into two. If someone is slow at bagging the clerk will simply move the plank and all groceries go into the second half where the second person can bag them. It gives the first person time to bag and the next customer again has their groceries place in the first half.
You say this, but it never seems to be an issue here. Its a cultural thing i guess but people seem to manage without
unbroken baguettes are a privilege of those who use reusable bags and bag their own groceries
Step 1) Establish dominance with the customer
First world problems. I wouldn't give a shit because I am cutting that thing up anyway.
My first thought when I saw this post was, "That's not a baguette, that's french bread." I never connected that the gigantic long bread at the store with the stale dry crust that they label as "french bread" is supposed to be a baguette, which is French. Like they are too ashamed to actually call it a baguette because it kind of sucks but that's definitely what it's supposed to be.
Is french bread a regional thing in the US?
As a french baguette amateur I can confirm this is how you pack a traditional industrial baguette.
I mean, how else are you gonna make the sandwich anyway?
Wait...you mean you're telling me you don't deepthroat your entire baguette in one bite???
So there are people out there that don't unhinge their jaw to eat an entire sub, olive-on-a-toothpick included?
Life pro tip, never eat the middle part of a baguette in France
Were you gonna expand on that?
The armpit section
I don't know, in a world where people will pay for a jar of some egirls bath water, I'm willing to bet that someone would pay extra for a nibble on some moist armpit baguette.
Where I come from they'd tie her limbs to 3 horses and have the horses run away from each other.
This lady sounds made. I'd be impressed at how real that cashier is keeping it.
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