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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Wrong...

Where are my fellow book nerd/librarian fetishists at?

[–] DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml 1 points 19 hours ago

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

glasses are lowkey my fetish

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Was gonna say, glasses can be extremely sexy :-)

Not mine though, I just added a cord to them so now I can look like a granny at work, lol

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same. I look better with mine on and you can pry them from my cold, dead hands

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 22 hours ago

I think they're supposed to go on your face.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I like girls with glasses.

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago

I like boys and girls with glasses.

Honestly think they look good on most people.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Same mate same

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My glasses are cute as hell!

It's the rest of my face that's the problem 😭

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I don't believe ya.

[–] ollie@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

thats so real 😭

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't you watch movies? Someone with glasses can just stop wearing them at any time with no ill effects.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually, glass wearing phase is a metamorphosis all superheroes. They lose the glasses once they are fully grown

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

heh, you haven't even seen my full power

removes glasses

trips

IKR? I'd never fuck a pair of glasses. I'd fuck their wearer.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago

It is technically a generic weakness, the exact thing evolution selects against and thus will probably naturally become less attractive over time.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People keep telling me how badass I look in my glasses

Clearly they are all lying

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hey. You look BadAss