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[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Western leftists discussing socialism:

[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I thought I was going to get in with an original joke only to find it as top comment

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 2 points 23 hours ago

It's original too if you came up independently with it! Down with intellectual property, also in memes and jokes

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] HarneyToker@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I get the joke, but I paid $200 for Logic, MainStage, and a host of other Apple programs on my Mac all bundled that I use as my main source of income, and they have updated for free for the past 8 years. When I bought a new machine, I was able to use the license on both machines. I can even load those programs onto other Macs without paying extra. I made all of that money back after selling just 1 composition. The OS is also free to update, even through major updates, unlike Windows.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Thanks for reestablishing the truth, as uncomfortable as it may be. Windows is free now too, at least the update from whatever to 11 was

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Since 1992 I think I have paid for Windows as often as for WinRAR.

Yar.

(I use WinRAR btw)

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Not if you account for the almost arbitrary harware restrictions that have axed most existing systems. Even those that weren't that old.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 18 hours ago

Ah, yes. I didn't realize because I own a top of the line system for work. But that's true. Something to do with new bootloaders or something

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Shockingly MacOS now supports hardware thats almost as old as the hardware Windows 11 25H2 supports. Now the requirements on the Windows side are Intel 8th Gen or newer or AMD Ryzen 2000 or newer (with some snapdragon chips thrown in there), meanwhile MacOS still supports the M1 which is at this point almost six years old.

(unless this is a refrence to how Apple used to charge for updates which they havent done for a very long time)

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Intel 8th gen is almost a decade old though, those few years make a difference

Fortunately though Linux supports the hardware the cavemen were using /j

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 1 points 22 hours ago

Nah, 486 support was recently dropped.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You know I've never heard of a single temple os vulnerability

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't have a vulnerability when the entire os is already wide open with no security

[–] dracs@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

Security enforcement is left as an exercise for God.

[–] bigbangdangler@reddthat.com 1 points 17 hours ago

Only because it's God's chosen. Once He finally switches to Linux then Temple will fall.

[–] Klox@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago

If God put them there then they are features.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Air gapped by design

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Windows hasn't had a vuln in... do we measure that in seconds, or minutes?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

VPM (vulnerabilities per minute).

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have they added copilot to the lock screen yet?

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just waiting for them to add copilot to the "ease of access tools" which in turn runs as NT Authority System in the lockscreen.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 19 hours ago

CoPilot with admin access must exist already. If not, it will exist.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

"Clinton lied about a blowjob? Fuck this, I'm voting for the pedophile rapist!"

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 20 points 1 day ago

2026 is the year of the NetBSD desktop

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Just make sure you encrypt--

You know what, nevermind on that one...

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

You can almost hear a few million knees jerking in unison.

[–] M33@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yes please, I’m ready 😎🍿🍺