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[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

It's not rocket appliances.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

You know who owns space? .... NASA ... NASA owns space!

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 23 points 10 months ago

It's all water under the fridge

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 20 points 10 months ago

supply and command

[-] Sakychu@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

We might have to two turnips in heat!

[-] Slwh47696@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

If I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked

[-] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Worst case Ontario

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A link is only as long as your longest strong chain

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

It's all just water under the fridge guys

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Give the man some crejudice, he’s crystallized-clear in his brain compartments and brain departments

[-] hips_and_nips@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

A toad a so

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

A hand of a bird is worth two bushes

this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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