this post was submitted on 14 May 2026
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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 21 minutes ago

"At no point, did the shambling flesh golem KENN'edy lean over the patient and excrete several large worms from his mouth directly into the open chest cavity, nor did a disembodied voice emit from his throat seeming to say, 'Embrace this vessel and feed our destiny.'"

[–] DornerStan@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao that's so fucking transparent.

Oops nope the original author just made that little fact up for fun!

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

We didn't let RFK operate surgical equipment in the middle of a procedure, we just paused surgery with an opened up patient on the table so RFK could play with the tools that we totally disconnected.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Ok it sounds bad when you put it like that but if someone let's you play with robot arms you're not going to say no.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Atleast they didn't let him take a broken rib as a souvenir.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

No I totally took that rib, those are vital nutrients the body needs to thrive. I'm sucking out the marrow right now like it's peanut butter in one of those dog toys meant to keep them busy for a while.