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[–] fox@hexbear.net 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's Trump's favorite song, this is a diplomatic gesture

[–] regul@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think Memory from CATS is probably his favorite song, but that won't really get a rally going.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

yeah you'd need Magical Mr Mistoffelees for that, but it doesn't really work without the pyrotechnics which takes a ton of prep

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

admittedly, paying off the barbarians as a show of sovereignty and a practical way to keep them from invading and causing a lot of destruction is the traditional chinese solution. throwing a trilli at reindustrializing amerikkka (which isn't what would be accomplished what with all the overprofit scraped off the top of every intermediary business) to try and get trump to stop doing global imperial warfare is genuinely not out of the question within the long march of chinese history.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

if things continue on this trajectory, china will eventually send a flying island fleet as an embassy to the united states, and they'll find a 96% subsistence farming US society....

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

admittedly, paying off the barbarians as a show of sovereignty and a practical way to keep them from invading and causing a lot of destruction

Me in late game Victoria 3

"I will literally industrialize your entire country and hand over all the industries to your worker cooperatives and send you money every month and share technology and smash anyone who threatens you. In return, I want you to become a junior partner in my power bloc."

I always get a kick out of seeing some tiny random African nation having a better standard of living than all of Europe

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i've been getting into it and have gotten mexico to become the #2 power Communist Union of Mexico. highest standard of living in the world. great game.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Communist Union of Mexico

You made that acronym on purpose, didn't you

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 1 points 17 hours ago

hand on my heart, vic3 did that one all on its own

[–] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nuh uh cringe Dengist, China BAD, this not strategic, pragmatic, logical diplomacy to assure the development of the country and it's (revisionist) citizens! Modern day China is exact same as Amerikkka which is why they be so freindly with them, they be capitalism. Now, if I (A transcendant, elite, post-Human, uber prime gigaproletariat, Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Invariantist-Dauvéist) was the glorious King Xi Jinping for a day I would do the whole of world a big favor and do the communism now, no more Mr. Nice Guy, no more beating around the bush.

Bring it on crackers...

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Xi lost my support the instant he allowed the US plane to fly into Chinese airspace and didn't launch a Dongfeng missile at it, killing all on board. If he really wants to impress this white western leftist, he should've done a big pointless show of force that changes nothing of note and starts a war that will kill millions if not billions of people. smuglord

tromp "The Potemkin Village People!^*^"

 ^*^ A concept about which I am sure Trump has read

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

They definitely did their homework to make Trump happy.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is how we get high speed rail.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

can't wait to drive around in my brand new BYD

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Young Mao Communist Association

[–] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

a hundred Unitree robots doing the jerking-off-two-guys-at-once dance

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Incredible lmao

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

The Chinese rendition of YMCA is what plays when I get sucked off by another trans girl in the People's Commune gym changing room

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

The Queen gets what the Queen wants