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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.

Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Tax the rich is the moderate position.

It's tax or eat.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago

3rd option involves several varieties of removal from the mortal coil.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago

good to know

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago

Glad this guy is reminding us that the extremely wealthy can say shit so profoundly stupid you have to question their mental capacity. Really drives home that circumstances and greed can and do make stupid people rich.

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

"Tax or axe, your choice."

[–] kalkulat@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Maybe it is ... but there's also some justice in it. At lot of rich people got that what by taking advantage of a lot of taxpayer-funded infrastructure (like Bezos, say). Others got that way by paying their workers as little as they could get away with. Others slowly buy up the competitions then sell shittier stuff for the same price.

When you add it all up, it's clear that they've gotten the system rigged in their favor for a looong time. It's payback time, muh-fuhs.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Don’t eat shit.

Euthanise with tax, mulch when they persist.

[–] BillyTheKid2@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

Narrator: it turned out to be neither

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

First tax, then eat.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Taxing the rich isn't the solution, guillotines however.......

[–] ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Guillotines are too 18th century. We can use woodchippers. Feet first!

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

but it's easier to pass the head around the crowd than whatever bits and pieces left by the woodchipper

[–] BillyTheKid2@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing right

[–] pipi1234@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The interesting part for me, is that you can clearly infer from this that billionaires consider themselves a different race.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They certainly consider themselves outside of society. Even the sociopath billionaire equivalents of the early previous century had beaten into them the understanding of civic duty and charity, so they built schools, libraries, and hospitals. Today’s billionaires have none of that other than a desire to lighten their tax load and donate in self-serving ways. They are truly parasites on society, they leech off of everyone and cause far more harm relative to the absolutely minuscule few jobs they might create - and even then the jobs only serve to make the billionaire richer.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Exactly. Even the most brutal lords and rulers understood that they needed to keep their populace placated somehow or there will be trouble.

The Italian warlords and nobility of the 15th and 16th centuries were some of the most monstrous, murderous bastards you've ever seen, but they also bankrolled much of the art that Renaissance Italy is famous for.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's easier to think of them as Lords and Ladies ruling by birthright.

[–] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

1780s France enters the chat

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Hang the rich, redistribute their wealth.

Better?

[–] _chris@lemmy.world 110 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We can skip the tax and straight to Luigi. Your call.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I might not wait for an answer.

[–] BillyTheKid2@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago

I like you already

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I've said that if I went out and they were guillotining billionaires I would say "Hey, I wanted to do this with progressive taxation, single-payer healthcare, and free daycare, but you just wouldn't compromise, so here we are!"

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Fuck his cracker ass....

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 83 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When I say "tax the rich" I absolutely do mean it with as much hate in my heart as any slur-shouting racist ever had.

The difference here is: The rich earned that hate.

Oh, and by the way, there are two options here...

  1. Tax the rich.

  2. Eat the rich.

Your choice, buddy. Which will it be?

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Sorry, Richie Rich, but people don't get to choose their race. You, conversely, could have chosen not to be a soulless currency hoarder.

Nothing wrong with hating a person for things they did voluntarily.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago

Listen pumpkin "tax the rich" is the last thin sliver that stands between you and what the rest of us really want. So take your pick.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

OH GOD! I am so TIRED of hearing about how the "poors" struggle and about the "bad" rich people! I am poor but I plan to be rich, and I think it's DISGUSTING how the lower classes are trying to keep me down from from rising above them!!!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

So treating the rich like everyone else who is paying taxes is a “racial slur”.

When You’re Accustomed To Privilege, Equality Feels Like Oppression

[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Rich old white men's lives don't matter, from every poor white man dealing from your bullshit

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 day ago

Wait until he hears about "Eat the Rich."

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

TAX THE RICH!

[–] Sektor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

It's afraid.

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago

Doctor's 'pull it out by its head' slogan is 'just as hateful' as racial slurs, New York tick says

[–] plz1@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Luigi has entered the chat

I was hurt by a racism in my worst place: my money.

Anyhow ... stiff shit. Pay your fucking taxes, you hoarding bastards.

[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Fuck off no it's not

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Some slurs are worth speaking. "Beat the rich!", "Ax the rich!", and "Luigi time!" are wonderfully horrible things to say.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just give all your money away and you won’t be a target of the slur.

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