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[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Bourgeoisie (perks of being French I guess)

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

didn't the French president use the wrong le/la/les for an animal recently?

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It was an aircraft carrier, afaik.

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

didn't an aircraft carrier use the wrong le/la/les for an animal recently?

Better?

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cars, planes.. now talking boats too? Better than another live action remake, I guess.

[–] enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 weeks ago

My personal headcanon pronunciation is "🅱️ortuguese"

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There is an English equivalent: burgher. (pronounced like hamburger)

It just means a "person of town". And you don't have to memorize ludicrous French spelling.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

eat the burgers

[–] FranzKnut@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I raise you the German „Bürger“ which is much more common

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

Don't waste time trying to spell it. That word is physically impossible to spell correctly.

[–] kaykay@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

His name is just Carl. "marks" is a verb.

[–] RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

nah, im good with booji

[–] tixnou@feddit.cl 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bloemfontein, I think.

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think he's religious or something, I once heard someone talking about the Saint Marx Cathedral

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know how to spell it but I know this girl Phoebe. She might know. She's an anarchist. She sleeps in cars and spray paints her initials on ATMs and stuff.

that's why we now say eat the rich, easier to spell

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

He also drew some of the best Donald Duck stories, what's the problem now?

[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lol I'm French but when I first read this I thought this was about some polish thing because of the spelling