this post was submitted on 10 May 2026
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[–] gaiety@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)

these jokes never hit when Polyamorous

all I can think is, take a shower I guess then all is chill

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Knowing a couple different polycules but not being in that community myself, I now think of these things much differently and sometimes completely miss the point they are trying to make and just think it's a happy thought they are sharing instead of trying justv celebrating shitty behavior.

And let me tell you how many wonderfully bewildered looks I get when it's a person who is saying it in front of me and my reaction is completely different then they are expecting

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm having trouble understanding this comment. Mind elaborating?

[–] shynoise@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Some people are into it

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Processing it through another filter, they see the idea more as an enjoyable consenting event rather than something done behind the back of an unaware partner.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They're saying they interpret the post as a consensual act between three people instead of a joke about cheating. They're saying they see comments about things like this and often interpret it like that and others are shocked because they think it's a positive reaction to cheating.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

take a shower i guess

You misunderstand,

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 4 days ago

nice, sloppy seconds

[–] CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All meat needs seasoning 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 3 points 4 days ago

I think so too 🤝

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 4 days ago

Sounds like you know exactly what his wife's pussy tastes like (you can tell it from the taste of other pussies).

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Legit know bi guys that go wild for this.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Can confirm

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Usually he sucks my dick.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

... because she's in bed with you

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago
[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago

Puss dickin