wait a minute, youre not _violet08
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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Sorry… I couldn’t help myself lol.
Honestly? Better without. The Philips screws are somehow more emotive.
I will be watching your account with interest.
Girl, its ok. We love you either way
Though I can understand why a lot women start off with "I'm not that kind of girl".
That allows them to work up from there lmao.
Sometimes you want a guy to feel special: "I don't do this with everyone you know."
Try not to suck any dicks on the way across the parking lot!
Dicks in the parking lot!?
Satisfactory!!!
In psychology we call that "anchor and adjust"!
Keep a few pairs of adhesive-backed googly eyes in a bag or pocket so opportunities like this don't pass you by.
Instructions unclear, googly eyed penis
Cocky Monster
it wasn't a cock...
it was a COCK LOBSTERRRRRR
Sounds to me like the instructions were perfectly clear.
What an apt username
guilty!
And don't you ever be ashamed of it. Folks like you make the world a better place.
Plus you get thinked of very often...
Everything I see reminds me of her xD
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