Shipwrecked and comatose
this post was submitted on 03 May 2026
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If you bring the titties, I'll bring the fruit.
Ok, I'm in. But I should probably warn you I'm a 55 y/o fat guy.
If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see them too.
-Rodney Carrington
Titties are titties
I should probably warn you, I'm a dog
Bryan Griffin? Is that you?
Beware of skin cancer please!
Skin cancer happens when your at the beach and evolutionary pressure pushed your skin towards Carcinisation
I just wanna be somewhere in the sun eating out the fresh fruit of the titied.
I can confirm, in fact I dont even need the sun or the fruit.
Stuffed, indeed.
my “parent-assigned travel companions” may have the best job ever: travel, chill, have fun, fuck, all expenses paid
it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?
“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”
“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”
what's stopping you, isn't it sunny where you live? just take a folding chair into the sidewalk and enjoy the sun and fruit and titties
George Costanza's Caribbean dog dick Bonanza is today. I heard it's a blast if you're a dog.