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[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 35 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

This is a bizarre claim. It appears to be based on a video in which a durian is briefly exposed to a 3300 degree torch. Anything more than that would obviously reduce the whole fruit to char.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 hours ago

Stop. Please, sir. The joke is already dead!

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, it doesn't withstand it, it just burns slowly because of moist in it. So even less would be enough, given time

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

I hate when my durian doesnt burn cause it got the moist in it :(

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 43 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Char, just like how heat shields used to reenter the earths atmosphere work

[–] titter@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

I feel like we are ignoring the evaporative power of moisture that the fruit, and not the steel beam, can utilize. Metal transforms along the entire heating process, the durian will evaporate until a husk and then immediately be immolated.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's also why a solid wood beam does better in a fire than steel. Once the outside is charred it shields the inside and the beam can keep a good bit of its strength before eventually failing once the outer layers get burned through. The steel heats up quickly and goes soft long before its melting point.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 11 points 13 hours ago

Jet fuel can't melt wood beams!

[–] 5765313496@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Help me name the sci-fi novella I'm (totally) going to write about durian panspermia.

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The Picture of Durian Gray.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 11 points 14 hours ago (4 children)
  • Durian Rising
  • Durian supremacy
  • The Three Durian Problem
  • Trouble in the Durianverse
  • The Left Hand Side of Durian
  • The Word for World is Durian
  • Precursor: The Origin of Durianism and Other Catastrophes
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Do Androids Dream of Electric Durians?

[–] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Durian.”

Chapterhouse: Durian

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Left hand of Durian got me.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago

3 durian problem

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 71 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Not for "some reason". It's out of spite.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 13 hours ago

The fire does not want to go near the smell

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 17 hours ago

Which is probably also the reason for the smell

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 14 hours ago

Evil fruit born in hellfire.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

you have to be prepared for global warming

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

Me: getting on the MRT with a delicious durian
The Singaporean passengers : You can't bring that on board lah! There is a 500SGD fine!
Me: if you think that smells bad , check this out *heats durian to 3000°C*

[–] human@slrpnk.net 10 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

So you're telling me I can't burn all these durians? Now what am I going to do with them?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Eat them all and temporarily increase your maximum heart containers.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago

Send them to med school so they can get a job at Sacred Heart.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nuke them from orbit. Only way to be safe

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago

The durian mostly come out at night. Mostly.