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Scumbag Resolve
Is a carpet cleaner
Can't spray downwards
While not spot/stain remover, I highly recommend Odoban & KennelFresh for dealing with organic based odor control and cleaning. I work in training/daycare/boarding/grooming/rescue. Shit happens, those two don’t just mask, they eliminate.
Yes! I have big, smelly dogs and also have had great luck with Thornell L.O.E. for laundry. I bought a gallon for $60 and it's enough for about 250 big washer loads of gross smelling pet stuff.
grab some zep spray bottles the are fantastic.
Second on the Zep's bottles. In my early 20's I cleaned aircraft for a living and used all Zep's products, those bottles worked no matter what angle you held them at.
Also if you're cleaning windows use Zep's window cleaner, spray on, wait 3 minutes and wipe off. You've windows will be clean and streak free with minimal effort.
Unscrew and remove the spray head. Check the straw; it’s usually curved, and you want it to be curving towards the front so that the end can pick up liquid it the lower (front) corner of the bottle when you tilt it forward. If it’s not pointing forward, you can usually turn it in its socket.
I hate this because most people can't be bothered to learn the most basic of things. Life is just easier if you are observant, curious and resolute: Why it doesn't spray downwards? What does the spray head does? How it pumps liquids up? Can we reorient the siphon? Fixed!
I think the point of the meme is that this could easily be baked into the design of the bottle to begin with.
I feel like that's on you for not having carpeted walls.
I do, but unfortunately the dog just refuses to shit on the wall
Cats, however, have no issues puking up there
Yes, I may have just cleaned cat puke off my carpet
yes, "cat" puke
Yes, "cat" "puke"
Say what you want to say, Susan
You shit on the davenport-
Goddammit Susan
/- and forced me to clean it
It's a fucking couch, Susan.
"yes"
Get yourself some oxygen bleach powder. Mix a bit in to warm water, mix until dissolved, and pour it on. Works extremely well (even for kibble-coloured barf) and you make only as much as you need. Apply it however you want. (I pour.)
We spent 100$s of dollars on spot shot, only to discover it was peroxide in a spray-can.
OP said in another thread that he likes to get drunk and piss on the floor.
So, they spray downwards?
But that’s a bottle of Resolve: Pet Expert, not Resolve; Bender.
They like pissing on the floor?
I'm not here to judge, just spread the truth.
Uh, where? I actually looked through a week of his post history and couldn't find anything.
Why on Earth would you directly message me and tell me that you are OP's other account and you are just replying with a different account to throw people off of the fact that you piss on carpets for fun? Why would you do that?!
I can only assume you're trolling, I never DM'd you.
That's exactly what you said you would say in the DM.
You can make the spray head straw longer and loop back to the top of the bottle so it works while upside down. This would, however, make it only work while upside down.
You can save yourself time and materials by making the spray head straw significantly shorter
I have an elderly cat, and I share your aggravation. I stop using bottles when they're like 1/4 full. When I've used up enough of the new bottle, I pour the old stuff in.
I can't help but think this has got to be an intentionally bad design decision. I'd imagine most people stop using the bottles when they're 1/4 full but then just throw them away, allowing the company to sell more bottles.
All I know is there are spray devices in existence that work upside down. Why didn't they use one?
They have refill things. Also make sure the straw thing is pointing in the right direction. I usually am just left with like a little amount in the bottom.